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UNCLE SAM CAUGHT HIDING UFO TRUTH!

Congress uproar as Kona Blue cover-up is finally exposed!

JELLY LOSES BELLY AFTER RUNNING FOR HIS LIFE

ROLY-POLY country giant Jelly Roll has raced his way to a 70-pound weight loss! The 39-year-old Son of a Sinner singer, who once tipped the scales at more than 500 pounds, competed in a 5K race in Pasadena, Calif., on May 7.

HOARDER JENNINGS' JUNK PILE!

Jeopardy! cheapskate loves his hideous trash

GMA DUNKS JUNK MAN DeMARCO!

GOLF great Rory McIlroy drove his wife into the rough just 24 hours after snubbing her on Mother’s Day, sources dish to The National ENQUIRER.

THE TALKING DEEAD!

GOLF great Rory McIlroy drove his wife into the rough just 24 hours after snubbing her on Mother’s Day, sources dish to The National ENQUIRER.

GAME OF MOANS!

Sophie cries she's dl a mom while ashing party rumors

BOGEYMAN RORY DUMPS HIS WIFE!

GOLF great Rory McIlroy drove his wife into the rough just 24 hours after snubbing her on Mother’s Day, sources dish to The National ENQUIRER.

SMART MOVE!

Kidnap victim Elizabeth boosts beauty queens after Miss USA scandal

MAKIN' TOO MUCH WHOOPI!

X-rated host's booty call TMI stuns viewers

GWEN'S GOT NO BEEF WITH SLIMMER BLAKE!

ONCE blubbery Blake Shelton is suddenly looking much slimmer — and pals dish the country heavyweight finally ditched his doughboy diet because fed-up wife Gwen Stefani banned him from their bed until he lost some lard!

BAD JUJU ZAPS MAGIC MAN COPPERFIELD!

Rocked by new groping and assault claims

KIM & KHOLE MOMMY WAR!

Sisters take off gloves over love & parenting

ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT SHRIMP PUT LOBSTER EATERY IN THE RED!

CASUAL dining pioneer Red Lobster may be swimming toward bankruptcy after its every day, all-you-caneat shrimp deal backfired and sent patrons into a feeding frenzy at the chain's bonanza buffets!

BUMBLING BUREAUCRATS STUNG OVER BEE EVICTION!

Mike fights city hall - and wins

BEAUTY QUEENS WAGE UGLY WAR ON PAGEANT!

Two winners toss back tarnished crowns amid charges of harassment

BALDING BIEBER CUTS A RUG WITH NEW HAIRLINE!

BALDING Justin Bieber is sporting a spanking-new hairline, and medical experts believe it didn't come naturally!

CHARLES TREATS HARRY LIKE DIRT!

King's snub sets royal renegade on path to oblivion

KATE'S CANCER CRISIS EXPLODES!

CANCER-PLAGUED Princess Kate's devastating condition is worse than the palace has let on as the royals desperately try to hide the heartbreaking truth, reveal well-placed insiders.

LAST DANCE FOR BRITNEY!

Prancing pop tart fearing career spiral after foot injury

IDLE LOPEZ AIMS FOR IDOL BOOST!

Floundering star needs to showcase her human side

PICKLER DEATH PROBE!

Suicide hubby's family goes in, guns blazing, as mystery deepens

CHER GOES ALL OUT TO DRAG AE DOWN AISLE!

Eager to drop millions on wedding of the century - before she loses him!

$45M SELLECK CRIES POVERTY!

MONEYBAGS actor Tom Selleck is incredibly pleading poverty in a desperate bid for sympathy he hopes will prevent the cancellation of his hit cop show Blue Bloods, dish sources.

KANYE PORN MAKES BIANCA'S SKIN CRAWL

KOOKY Kanye West's love puppet Bianca Censori is \"freaking out\" A over the recovering porn addict's bizarre plans to launch his own adult entertainment studio because she's convinced he wants her to perform in the sleazy films, say sources.

VALERIE EXORCISES VAN HALEN'S GHOST!

LOVELORN actress Valerie Bertinelli has finally banished the ghost of her late ex-hubby, Eddie Van Halen by admitting life with him was HELL, insiders dish.

GEORGE & AMAL'S FRENCH KISS-OFF!

Celebrate milestone by putting down roots in sunny Provence

BLOWHARD BILLY TOXIC IN H'WOOD!

HOTHEADED hasbeen Billy Baldwin's ballistic temper has turned him into Hollywood kryptonite and now threatens to blow up his marriage, sources say.

INGRATE MIRANDA'S SOLO IN SPOTLIGHT!

COUNTRY queen Miranda Lambert is being blasted as an ingrate by critics after rising to stardom by opening for the likes of George Strait and Toby Keith but not offering new artists the same opportunity!

BIDEN'S STAFF IN PURE PANIC!

Fighting for lives as president, 81, looks like a loser

KIM KARDASHIAN VAMPIRE FACIALS LINKED TO HIV!

CDC exposes danger as spa gets shuttered