MY doctor told me I have a sporting physique.
Not in those exact words, but he said I have athlete’s foot, jogger’s knee and tennis elbow.
I also once got the elbow over tennis. I was dumped because she said I watch too much of the game and I won’t stop going on about it. Double faulted and I was out.
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