I CAN’T wait for the summer this year. I just hope it falls on a weekend.
What a terrible and wet July it’s been but least my cat has been happy. When it rains, it purrs.
My family haven’t been loving it though as we have been on a camping tour of Britain. As I lay there one night gazing at the heavens and contemplating the infinite mysteries of the cosmos I couldn’t help but wonder: Where the f**k had my tent gone?
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