BEST.POPE.EVER!
Daily Star|January 25, 2024
Now booze is a gift from God.. like sex
JAMES GAVEN
BEST.POPE.EVER!

WORSHIPPERS were last night rejoicing after Pope Francis declared booze is a "gift from God".

The Pontiff, 87, said wine was handed to us from the Almighty because we make it a "true source of joy"! He even joked to his audience: "This seems like a drunk pope."

This story is from the January 25, 2024 edition of Daily Star.

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