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IT was Halloween this week, which meant all of the cobwebs and dust in my house just became decorations.
This time of year gives me fond memories as I met my now wife at a spooky party. She dressed as a brick and I'd come as a bricklayer.
This year I dressed up as a screwdriver for a do. It wasn't the best costume but I still turned a lot of heads.
My wife wore an outfit that was completely terrifying and cost us both a fortune. She came as Rachel Reeves.
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