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FA Cup will ease pain

I WAS half-watching the snooker the other night when I looked up to see orange dust all over the table. 

My first thought was: “Blimey, someone must have smashed a red into the yellow at some pace.”

Then it dawned on me that it was a daft protester causing the chaos.

I haven’t seen that much powder on a green baize since popping into my local snooker hall at 4am for a pint.