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MUDDER PLUCKER!

Gigantic horse rescued from soupy sinkhole

BLUE EYES CRYING WITH THE PAIN!

Willie Nelson, 90, endures agony to keep on playing

WAR FOR WENDY'S $120M FORTUNE!

Relatives chasing tragic TV talker’s gold as she slips deep into dementia

CODY SWAPS GUITAR FOR BULL HORNS!

COUNTRY music superstar Cody Johnson is buckin’ his managers’ advice and joining the rodeo!

DANCE DIVA JULIANNE IS A NUTCRACKER!

BOSSES at Dancing with the Stars were dancing on air when they thought they’d replaced tyrant Tyra Banks with a humble new host — but sources say Julianne Hough is picking up right where the 50-year-old supermodel left off!

WILL & JADA'S SHAM REUNION!

Façade of unity crumbles as they drift further apart

BREAKTHROUGH HELPS AMPUTEES FEEL GOOD!

Artificial limbs respond to touch & temperature

BABY MOM CARRYING TORCH FOR EDWARDS

SCORNED Rielle Hunter is still carrying a torch for baby daddy John Edwards even though it’s been 12 long years since the fallen Democratic presidential contender dumped her, say sources.

MADONNA MAKES HORRID AIDS GAFFE!

OLD bird Madonna is eating a healthy heaping of crow after the family of Luther Vandross demanded the Queen of Pop remove his likeness from her concert video tribute to people who died of AIDS — because the R&B legend was never diagnosed with the condition — or its cause, HIV!

KIM K EXPOSES WRONG DUDE AS CONVICTED KILLER

WHOOPS! Clueless Kim Kardashian splashed a New York project manager’s mug on an appeal to her 364 million Instagram followers wrongly identifying him as a Texas death row inmate!

CRUISE DIDN'T HAVE A PRAYER

TOP Gun hunk Tom Cruise’s plans for marriage got shot down by girlfriend Elsina Khayrova because the ravishing Russian socialite was spooked by his devotion to Scientology, insiders squeal.

SCIENTOLOGY ON THE ROPES

Hollywood shuns sci-fi church and true believer stars as scandals explode

SONNY DAYS FOR CHER!

Sweet revenge on Bono's widow

ISLAND OF THE DAMNED

Research primates stranded in Carolina

PLANET OF THE APES!

LOCALS GOING BANANAS OVER $396 MILLION MONKEY FARM

MET GALA SLAMS THE DOOR ON BRAVO BABES

TV’s Real Housewives may act like they’re Queen of the May, but they’re STILL not welcome at the fashion industry’s most prestigious event — the annual springtime Met Gala!

LIVID HOUSEWIVES FINALLY GET REAL!

Scandalous suits accuse boss Cohen of ugly abuse

TRUMP AIMS TO DEPORT DOPER HARRY

PRINCE HARRY is facing deportation if Donald Trump is reelected — and palace insiders say it’s his own damn fault!

WILLIAM & CAMILLA BRAWL FOR IT ALL!

Fighting each other to control final days of dying king’s reign

JAM MASTER JAY'S MURDERERS NAILED!

Rap legend’s boyhood buds did the dirty

KENTUCKY PRISON SHAME EXPOSED!

Sex predator guards make inmates' lives absolute hell

DR. PHIL HUNTING HANNITY'S HEAD!

WILY Dr. Phil hopes to best FOX News with his network, Merit Street Media, by poaching top industry talent — including the rival channel’s firebrand Sean Hannity, sources squeal.

NEW PREDATORS RAISING ALARM IN FOX HENHOUSE

AFTER beleaguered blowhard Tucker Carlson’s reputation was further rocked in a new hacking scandal, sources say his former FOX News co-stars are petrified that they’ve been targeted, too, insiders dish!

Holy Cowell! FROZEN SIMON LOOKS STRANGE

FORMER American Idol judge Simon Cowell is barely recognizable after his face was frozen by a Botox binge — and now the vain 64-year-old swears he’s quit cosmetic fixes for good!

ADELE SKYFALLS OFF DIET & GAINS 30 LBS.

SUPERSTAR Adele has been watching her figure meticulously for years, but now sources say she’s thrown caution to the wind — and packed on 30 pounds — but hubby Rich Paul is loving her sexy new curves!

KRIS' FAULTY NOSE FAILS SMELL TEST!

KARDASHIAN momager Kris Jenner’s nose is out of joint — literally — after too much cosmetic surgery, say sources.

ZERO PITY FOR BAD BOY DIDDY

Career in ruins as guy files $30M sex suit

SWIFT'S DAD IN HOT WATER!

Accused of punch-up Down Under

FBI EXPERT SHOOTS HOLE IN ALEC'S TALE

Insists actor had to have pulled trigger on fatal bullet

ROBERT TO WED PREGGERS SUKI TO PACIFY HER!

PREGNANT Suki Waterhouse is pushing pretty-boy fiancé Robert Pattinson to make the Milk Teeth singer an honest woman with a hush-hush shotgun wedding weeks before she’s due to drop their first child, sources wail!