How To Clean Your Entire Home In Under An Hour

A sexy guest will arrive in T-minus 30 minutes. Don’t panic, just clean

- Sophia Benoit

DEFCON 1: The dishes

If you have a dishwasher, throw all your dirty dishes in there, even if later you’ll have to take them back out to more thoroughly pre-wash them. Just putting them in the sink is fine, too. Fill the sink with water. Put in soap. Let it soak while you do other chores. If you have time to actually wash the dishes, great. If not, at least nothing smells like the five-day-old baked ziti that your mom dropped off at your house because you still suck at cooking.

DEFCON 2: The bathroom