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Felix puts on a show

JOAO FELIX has been told starts for Chelsea are likely to stay a rarity despite his double in their 5-0 FA Cup demolition of Morecombe.

No Cam KO as British ace causes a racquet

CAMERON NORRIE got a \"good wake-up call\" after mistakenly hitting a fan with his racquet in his last match before the Australian Open.

Sonay shock as copycat Aryna wins

SONAY KARTAL missed the chance to take on Aryna Sabalenka after feeling like she was facing a carbon copy of herself in a disappointing debut defeat at the Australian Open.

I'M NO LONGER ALONE RANGER

Phil insists he can turn things around with backing of new Ibrox CEO

Clement's heat with the Hagis is cooling

GHEORGHE HAGI has revealed the relationship between his son Ianis and under-pressure Rangers boss Philippe Clement has \"improved\". And the outspoken former Barcelona icon admitted he declined the chance to have a discussion with the Belgian during his last visit to Glasgow.

Tough times over now I'm Staggies No.1

JORDAN AMISSAH has added fire to shine for Ross County having emerged from the toughest period of his life.

Mad dash to make Well bow

ARCHIE MAIR only had time to grab some clean underwear after answering Motherwell's SOS call just 24 hours before facing Hibs.

SCOTT: I'M READY FOR A SPOT

SCOTT TANSER reckons he should be next in line to step up and attempt to solve St Mirren's spot-kick suffering.

Murphy: We are paying penalty

PETER MURPHY believes Queen of the South are paying the penalty for their spot-kick sins at both ends of the pitch.

Woody in Toon story

BROMLEY boss Andy Woodman once co-wrote a book with ex-England boss Gareth Southgate and came close to penning a sequel as his side took a shock lead at Newcastle.

GUNNERS GOING OUT JUST A FREAK RESULT

MIKEL ARTETA claimed Arsenal's latest FA Cup calamity was a one-in-a-thousand freak after the mayhem of mass brawl. Manchester United midfielder Manuel Ugarte appeared to butt Kai Havertz. And Harry Maguire was raging after the German went down to earn a penalty.

Ruud's United return

HOLDERS Manchester United have been drawn to face their old gaffer in the fourth round of the FA Cup.

IT'S ALL GONE WRONG FOR JON ON SWANS DEBUT

JON MCLAUGHLIN'S Swansea debut failed to serve up FA Cup magic.

LAMBS TO THE SWATTER

Peaks & troughs as non league side do a job on Spurs (and woodwork)

LADS HAVE GOT US ON A WINNER

IAN CAMPBELL hailed East Fife's winning mentality as they went five points clear at the top with a 3-0 win over Clyde.

Endo happy to slot in as Kop men stroll it

Wataru Endo would have a right to be frustrated. Arne Slot has been positive for most at Liverpool.

FIGHTING WHIT

Goal hero Morgan tips win to lift Argyle

BEARS WALK GERS STROLL

Easy win but still an empty feeling at Ibrox

SCOTTISH CUP DISTRACTION IS SWEET RELIEF FOR SIMO'S SUFFERING SAINTS

SIMO VALAKARI insists the Scottish Cup can provide St Johnstone with some light relief from their horror league situation.

I've run out of superlatives for this guy... he's still such a huge part of what we do

IBROX AGONY DRIVING BATTERED

Emma's got a Lukealike

Raducanu shows a Littler bit of Nuke respect

MASQOOL & THE GANG

MASQOOL (4.0) should keep the party going for thriving James Evans on the Lingfield all-weather as long as it passes an Bam precautonary inspection.

How many young adults to change a light bulb?

NONE.. their DIY skills are so poor they pay someone to do it!

Friend has lost the plot since husband left after an affair

A VERY good friend of mine, who's 42, recently threw her husband out for cheating.

Mum: Having a third baby could kill me

A MUM-OF-TWO with a rare condition has been warned she may die if she has another baby.

Super-squirrel in flight

A RED squirrel is captured flying through the air like Superman. Peter Wilkinson, 60, took the snap on a \"very cold morning\" at Argaty Red Kites, near Doune, Perthshire.

Rita's stage co-star pops the question

SOAP star Rita Simons has announced her engagement to actor and podcast host Ben Harlow.

Reality shows are so unreal. Call the Midwife is dealing with reality but heightens it

Actress Jenny Agutter on enduring appeal of beloved East End drama

NEW COIN IS ORWELL WORTH £2

Design based on dystopian novel 1984

PITCH BATTLE

Campaigners say multi-million-pound development will devastate wildlife