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HARRY'S ON THE LASH AGAIN

Now Kane's had pop at clubs after withdrawals

I KANE GO ON AND ON

Winter break gives striker a bit of R&R

Red man walking

RVN GUTTED BY EXIT

EFFING 'N REFFING

Officials must wise up, it's not all about them

DUCK SUPER

Ben has fire in his belly over Ashes

Ridoto rules

FERGIE STRIKES GOLD AGAIN

Nice face, shame about the liege..

HENRY VIII WIFE MUG ON A TREE

Rob turns dead mog into robot

£30K TO BRING BACK CAT

WRESTLE IN PEACE

Legend of ring dead at 86

Gen Z want crusts cut off sarnies

WHAT A BUNCH OF SOFTIES

Definitely Maybe take out insurance

FANS FEAR OASIS NO-SHOW

It's eyes down for Brit kids

BINGO-MAD YOUNGSTERS

WATCH OUT FOR LITTLE BIGFOOT!

Nippers on the prowl in deep woods

BEAKING POINT

Birds pack out RSPCA sanctuaries

People called John are tops for trumps

BIG FARTERS ARE NAMED & SHAMED

I've got a nasty case of TikBot..

PHONE ON THRONE WARNING

XMAS TREES CHAOS

Firs in short supply & they're pricier as well

-7C Temperatures take a plunge

WEEK-LONG ARCTIC CHILL HITS UK

Putin Vladdy loves Michael Caine films

.. NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE KNOW THAT

400 RAIL LINES SHUT FOR REPAIR

Xmas chaos for travellers

DARWIN'S EVOLUTION

Reds striker could be key to Kop club's title bid

TAMING A MONSTER

Ruben told by Ruud he will be stunned at club's huge appeal

PLAYING A GYOKER

Amorim has answer to United's scoring riddle at fingertips

BENT WARDERS ON 'INSIDE JOB'

Gangs sneak crims into jails

BLING AND BYE!

Families want pimped-out plots to remember their loved ones

I'm twisting Hollywood's melons man

BEZ FLICK 'SNOW WHITE WITH ZOMBIES'

CHICKEN & EGG RIDDLE IS CRACKED

Boffs: Hens came second

FOOLIN' BAN AT £550 FAN FEST

Strict rules for TV sitcom gathering

Stay-inn boozers drub pub

HOME BARS SURGE

NO FUN HOUSE..

Pat: Show too risky now