Loo-sing MY COOL!

BATHROOM STOPS ARE GETTING MORE FREQUENT AS JEREMY TRIES TO CATCH THE PERPETRATOR OF A DIRTY CRIME!

- JEREMY CORBETT

The good news is, you’re unique! The bad news is this means you have a unique set of triggers which will upset you way more than the people around you.

Mine is toilet rolls. Why don’t any members of my family ever put a new roll on the holder?

Every time I go into the bathroom, I check and every time there will be that manilla-coloured cardboard core hanging there uselessly, goading me. And when I say every time, I mean sometimes.

Or it’s more obnoxious cousin: the barely covered roll holding the last one or two creased segments – a gossamer-thin covering giving the last person some sort of excuse not to refresh the roll.

I wasn’t always like this. I’m sure there was a time I gave such catastrophes little thought. But somehow their impact has grown.