SIR Billy Connolly has revealed that he wants "You're Standing on My Balls" etched on his gravestone in TINY writing.
The 80-year-old Big Yin said he wanted the writing to be in "tiny wee" letters, so people had to get up close before realising what it said.
The dad of five - married to Pamela Stephenson, 73 - said: "I've always liked graveyards. I like reading the headstones.
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