Live-wire girl too much for my folks

SHE MAY SHOCK OTHERS

- JANE O'GORMAN

MY girl is very proud of her wild past.

As a younger woman she enjoyed clubbing, drinking and sleeping around. She has a host of stories that involve her waking up in a skip/under a bush/in a pub cellar.

One of her proudest tales involves the time she came to in the bed of a famous pop star who was wearing her underwear and make-up.

I laugh along simply to indulge her but, suspect, you had to be there to understand how funny it all was.

I love her and I love her spirit.

I'm not jealous. I don't care that she once shared a hot tub with a group of naked rugby players or skied topless down a mountain with a rose between her teeth.

Life's for living, right? The only problem is that my brother and his stuck-up wife have announced that they're visiting our parents for Christmas.