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HOW BABS & AGASSI PLAYED HIDE & SEEK

TENNIS bad boy Andre Agassi was so desperate to hide his taboo affair with 28-years-older Barbra Streisand, he’d hide in the trunk of his car to avoid detection when they hooked up, the cagey cougar now confesses.

BEEFY BEN'S BURGER BINGE!

FAST-FOOD freak Ben Affleck was so ravenous to wolf down his Jack in the Box burger, he parked illegally and only skedaddled after an officer told the gobbling Batman to get moving.

STRAIGHT TALK!

MATTHEW PERRY: EATEN ALIVE BY HIS OWN DEMONS

BATTLE BREWS OVER $20B SHIPWRECK HAUL!

Famed ruin in int'l tug-of-war over sunken treasure

CRUISE GUNNING FOR DEMI!

Solo Tom looks to tangle with Striptease star

BREAST CANCER WARNING SIGNS EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW

MOST women are aware a lump may be a sign of breast cancer — but less than half of gals know other potential symptoms of the life-threatening condition, according to scientists from Ohio State University.

SWARMING BEES KILL FOUR DOGS

Berserk bugs lived in neighbor's hive

MEGHAN GRABBING $20M REALITY TV PAYDAY!

Royal family mortified by tacky Housewives deal

CORNERED KILLER SHOT TO PIECES!

Brute blew away neighbors before cops closed in

COPYCAT SUIT CRUSHES MARIAH'S CHRISTMAS SPIRIT

Dispute threatens crown & career

BEEFCAKE OR BULLSPLIT?

EVER wonder how buffed-up movie musclemen like Chris Hemsworth, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Chris Pratt and Hugh Jackman suddenly got oodles of muscles for their roles as comic book heroes? Well, wonder no more.

COWBOY KEVIN GOES IT ALONE ON THE RANGE

Burned bachelor guards against gold diggers

SOFIA BOOSTS FACE TO WOO NEW BEAU

SEXY Sofía Vergara is getting hot ’n’ heavy with her new bone doc beau, Justin Saliman, and sources snitch she’s also treating herself to some nip/tucks to help fight Father Time!

TELL-ALL JADA'S BOOK BOMBS!

BLABBERMOUTH Jada Pinkett Smith’s new tell-all tome is a turkey — it’s failed to gobble up a place in the top 10 on bestseller charts after generating a ton of buzz!

O.J. SIMPSON'S AGONIZING END

Fading ex-con trapped in prison of pain

HARVEY HUMILIATED AS WIFE'S CAUGHT IN CHEATING SCANDAL!

Bodyguard claims he fathered her daughter

WHY KATHIE LEE AIN'T BACK ON TV

New hosts try to fill her shoes

JENNA SUFFERS MOMMY GUILT!

MEAN mom Jenna Bush Hager admits she trashes all the participation trophies her three “average” kids win!

GOLDIE HAWN: I TANGLED WITH ET!

Bares real-life encounter with space creatures

SCIENTOLOGY TRASHES DANNY RAPE VICTIMS!

FOUR gals who helped send Scientology rapist Danny Masterson to the slammer have been clobbered with a ferocious counterattack by the church, which they accuse of launching a terrifying campaign of harassment and intimidation to silence them forever.

WHAT THE BUCK?

Deer raids restaurant

TRUMP LOSING HIS MARBLES!

Doctors claim politician, 77, suffers from early dementia

CUNNING CUT THROATS!

Couple nailed for tossing wounded sucker off bridge

TIM'S TV SON CUTS FELONY PLEA DEAL!

HOTHEADED Home Improvement tool Zachery Ty Bryan pleaded guilty to felony assault in Oregon — nearly three months after his domestic violence arrest, officials say.

CAMILLA TURNS SCREWS ON KATE!

Determined to put William's wife in her place before king quits

RICHARD MOLL DIED HATING TV JUDGE HARRY

TOWERING actor Richard Moll — the gentle giant Bailiff Bull Shannon on the ’80s sitcom Night Court — died detesting his diva co-star Harry Anderson, who wasn’t like the nice-guy judge he played, sources reveal.

MATTHEW PERRY KILLED HIMSELF!

Sullen Friends star was bitter & alone at end

PRINCE ALBERT REIGN OF TERROR EXPOSED!

Monaco ruler's secret police silence all critics including his wife

REALITY'S KIM SELLS FALSIES!

SEXPOT Kim Kardashian catapulted to riches and fame on the back of a leaked porn video showing her romping in bed with a boyfriend, and now she’s using her racy rep to hustle push-up bras with fake nipples!

F-BOMBS AWAY!

Kelly scolded for talking dirty