COPS PUT 7-11 CLERK ON ICE!

SOURPUSS convenience store clerk Miles Taz Jenkins lost his temper with a customer at a St. Petersburg 7-Eleven, hurled a giant cup of lemonade at a female’s head — and got hauled off to the cooler for his troubles!

DEAD LAWMAN MUGGED IN OWN DRIVEWAY

GREEDY ghoul Shuntae Daniels shamelessly robbed the corpse of a retired Memphis police detective after he suffered a fatal heart attack outside his Tennessee residence, authorities charge

BOOZE-FREE TANYA TUCKER LIVING ON EDGE

Texas Tornado seems hooked on adrenaline

LISA MARIE DIED LIKE DADDY ELVIS!

Autopsies reveal colon blockage killed The King & his only child

MARRIED TO THE MOB!

Philly crime boss exposes Trump’s SHADY UNDERWORLD BUSINESS DEALS

SOMETHING'S FISHY!

Aging Angie, 48, showing off hew trout pout

MORGAN REGRETS SHE DIDN'T MARRY

Lover dies after 36-year romance

J.LO & BEN BUILD SEX PLAYPEN!

Working on saving their marriage far away from the kids

ALBERT'S WIFE VANISHES AGAIN!

TROUBLED Princess Charlene Monaco’s runaway royal has pulled another vanishing act and hasn’t appeared in public for nearly three weeks!

PACINO, 83, WON'T WED BABY MOM!

ODDFATHER Al Pacino’s baby mama Noor Alfallah is piling on pressure to tie the knot after delivering their infant son Roman, but the 83-year-old dad is telling the 29-year-old beauty no dice!

VOODOO CURSE SLAPS DOWN BRITNEY BALLER!

7-foot-3 NBA jock struggling after autograph dust-up

PSYCHO SEA LION MAULS TEEN!

Unprovoked attack linked to toxic algae

GIANT GATOR AMBUSHES & KILLS GRANNY!

Family freaked when dog came home without her

REVENGE OF THE NERDS!

New robot pretends to be human & tricks telemarketers into staying on the phone

HEF WIDOW DESTROYED BLACKMAIL PORN STASH

HUGH HEFNER’s young widow says she destroyed the Playboy king’s blackmail porn stash and will expose the dark side of life with the skin mag mogul in her upcoming warts-and-all memoir!

ROCK HUDSON'S GAY MAFIA DISHES THE DIRT

Insatiable stud had huge taste for pretty boys

BASEBALL BAT TEEN KILLER STRIKES OUT!

Life sentence for bashing teacher over bad grade

WILY WINE THIEVES MAKE GRAPE ESCAPE

LIQUOR looters with expensive tastes busted into a Los Angeles booze biz in an Ocean’s Eleven-style heist — and made a grape escape with nearly $700,000 in vintage vino!

BILL GATES' SNOOPS TARGETED FEMALE STAFFERS' SEX LIVES!

Claim didn't want gals blackmailed into betraying boss

UFO DEATH RAYS TURN FOLKS INTO CRISPY CRITTERS!

Congressman claims Earth can't stop space invaders

TITANTIC SUB FAILED SAFETY INSPECTIONS

THE mini-sub Titan was a floating death trap — flunking repeated structural tests — before imploding and killing all five passengers onboard during a tourist dive to the Titanic wreck resting more than two miles deep on the ocean floor!

BUDDIES DITCHING PARANOID PRINCE!

Harry has become different dude since marrying Meghan

OLD FRIENDS FREAKING OUT!

Lisa Kudrow's 60th birthday grim news for Jen & Courteney

TIME BOMB TUCKER IS TICKED OFF!

Will stop at nothing to settle score with FOX

BRIDE MAYIM PUTS JOB IN JEOPARDY!

FED up with all the guff she’s getting from Jeopardy! fans and rival co-host Ken Jennings, brainy Mayim Bialik’s focusing on her wedding plans with fiancé Jonathan Cohen and is ready chuck the game show, blab sources.

ALBERT & CHARLENE'S MARRIAGE MISHMASH!

Monaco royals slept miles apart on honeymoon

KRIS JENNER'S BAD GAMBLE!

Younger lover getting flirty with other gals

WINDSOR CURSE HITS HARD-LUCK HARRY!

Looted diamond is damning his days

J.LO & BEN ARE MARRYING AGAIN!

Hoping third time is charm after very rocky first year

ELTON RETIRES BUT HIS FEUDS ARE ON THE JOB!

Can't say goodbye to showbiz grudges