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ALIEN MUMMIES REVEALED AT GOVERNMENT HEARING!

Fossilized corpses with three fingers found in Peru mine

FAT MATT PIGS OUT ON JUNK & CIGS

MAMMOTH Matthew Perry’s hankering for junk food and cigarettes is sabotaging his self-proclaimed effort to get healthy, say sources.

DUMPY DONALD'S FAT'S IN THE FIRE!

Only fooling himself & putting life at risk with fibs about weight

FOX HAS BIG BEEF WITH BURLY BRET

FOX News doughboy Bret Baier isn’t getting good reviews for his jowly new look, according to sources who claim the network’s underwhelmed execs are dropping less than subtle hints he needs to lose the flab!

PACINO GAINS HEFTY 50 LBS. IN PARENT TRAP!

LARDY Godfather legend Al Pacino is digging his grave with a knife and fork after being humiliated by his money-hungry baby mama’s successful bid for his bucks, tipsters tattle.

THICKE SKINNED!!

Galpal orders pickled Robin to get sober!

SHRINK HELPS HEATER WEATHER THE STORM!

HEALTHY honey Heather Locklear looks like a new person and has clearly recaptured her mojo following a lousy spell — and the recovering addict owes it all to her shrink, insiders tell The National ENQUIRER!

FAMILY INTERVENTION FOR AILING OZZY!

GLOOMY Ozzy Osbourne fell into a deep depression as his Parkinson’s disease and crippling spinal issues deep sixed his performing career — but his crafty kin came up with a unique way of pulling him back from the abyss!

TIMOTHÉE'S FANCY CLAN SNUBS KYLIE

Reality babe isn't good enough for him

ARIANA CHANGES TUNE: BOTOX AIN'T GRANDE!

PONYTAILED pop princess Ariana Grande, 30, reveals she’s given the kiss-off to lip fillers and Botox — after finally admitting she monkeyed with her mug for years!

FOX BOOTS FINLEY FROM HENHOUSE!

Another one bites dust at the troubled network

JIMMY IN A JAM!

Failing Fallon on firing line as he's branded more toxic than Ellen

MARGOT BAGS BARBIE!

Leaves Ryan to kick off Ken sequel without her

NO ENDLESS LOVE FOR LIONEL & DIANA!

Ex-Supreme bails on old duet partner, for Beyoncé party

BARKEEP WALLEN IS CRUISIN' FOR A BOOZIN'!

COUNTRY wild card Morgan Wallen is opening a six-story bar and venue in Music City, but friends fear the hard-partying hitmaker may swallow all the profits — and drown his professional future!

PANDA-MONIUM!

D.C. Zoo's beloved bears heading home to China

UNDERWOOD POPS COUNTRY'S BALLOON!

SONGBIRD Carrie Underwood is talking about changing her tune by switching from country to pop — with visions of following Taylor Swift’s footsteps into global superstardom!

GOBSMACKED GABBY PREPS FOR BABY No. 3!

BABY-BURPING Gabby Barrett always wanted to be a young mother — and now she’s really making it happen!

WEEDY WHOOPI'S SECOND STAB AT POT LUCK!

WACKY Whoopi Goldberg is going to pot — again — pouring a fortune into a new marijuana business even though her last stab at cashing in on the cannabis craze went up in smoke!

ALLERGY DRUG FOR MS NOTHING ITO SNEEZE AT!

A COMMON allergy drug may pave the way toward future therapies for multiple sclerosis (MS)!

DUCHOVNY'S EX-FILES: READY TO WED AGAIN!

FORMER horndog David Duchovny is putting aside his notorious life of Californication and is ready to wed his 33-years younger girlfriend Monique Pendleberry!

DIANA TAPE STABS HARRY IN THE HEART

Late mom reveals Charles’ regret over birth of youngest son

RFK JR. BEGS FOR MORE BODYGUARDS

DEMOCRATIC presidential hopeful Robert F. Kennedy Jr. fears he could be the next member of his tragic clan to be assassinated — and is begging for more Secret Service protection, sources tell The National ENQUIRER.

COWBOY KEVIN GUNNING FOR YELLOWSTONE CASH

DURING a recent child support hearing, cagey Kevin Costner testified he’s looking to sue Yellowstone bigwigs for the $12 million TV paycheck he was forced to leave behind with his abrupt departure from the hit show!

COSTNER'S WIFE GETTING A JOB!

Judge slashes socialite’s child support!

DOGGONE AMAZING!

Mutt breaks out of pound to care for frail seniors!

CUDDLING CLOONEYS RENEW THEIR VOWS!

SECOND-TIME smitten George Clooney has turned his marriage woes around and is planning on saying his I Do’s all over again to celebrate, spies chatter.

BLAKE BALKS AT GWEN-REBA DUEL!

ROCK goddess Gwen Stefani is squaring off against country legend Reba McEntire to be queen bee on The Voice, thrusting her hubby, Blake Shelton, smack dab in the middle of a raging ego war!

GAME OVER!

Jonas marriage to Thrones beauty ending in divorce

JESSICA HORNS IN ON KARDASHIANS!

Chasing reality TV dynasty of her own