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Pres wants keep-fit guru Hulk
World to be oche ..thanks to darts
GLADIATORS OF ALLY PALLY CAN SPREAD THE JOY
DIVE BOAT VANISHED IN 5 MINS
Two Brits among those still missing
Rick Astley: Never Gonna Give Woo Up
I'D COME BACK LIKE TV MARTY
LEBANON CEASEFIRE
Israel and Hezbollah reach deal
DON'T PANIC
Pep backs Dads Army to beat slump
THAT'S A LOP BETTER.LADS
Under-fire Julen's boost as Toon are blown howay
NICE LITTLER EARNER
Luke jackpot vow as punters eye up £60k nine-darter
CON THE MEND
Hill could make Kempton
ROLEING WITH THE PUNCHES
Lone'er feels like film star
COLD SHOULDER FOR PETS SHAME
Chilling total of critters left to die a worry
RISE OF THE RICH & POSH ZOMBIES
Tech will cheat death if you can afford it
They'll be stinking in the valleys
WELSH FART MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE
Bot the builder
TECH KILLER DANGER ON WORK SITES
I TACKLED KEANE & HE KICKED OFF
Ipswich fan on bust-up
Porch pirates out to wreck Black Friday
23M PACKAGES NICKED EVERY YEAR
Brits missing as diving boat sinks in Egypt
RESCUE BID IN RED SEA
SWAMPED
Storm Bert leaves widespread floods
Return of the Max
RUSS PLEA TO OME BACK FROM DEAD
EX-CONS TO FILL DEMAND FOR LABOUR
Prison plan to train lags for job vacancies
MARCHING GNON TOGETHER
WILFRIED GNONTO came off the bench to rescue Leeds with the goal that finally sent them to the top of the Championship table.
PASSPORT CONTROL
Brighton are rocking and fans are dreaming of Europe again but Veltman warns: Put travel plans on hold for now
MATHEUS ROSY
Cheers to Cunha as magic show leaves O'Neil future looking bright
YELLER FEVER
Vocal discord takes grip at Villa but Inai says: Keep calm and carry on
HE'S No.1 AND ONLY
At least Ruben has a real keeper in Onana
ALEX THE GREAT
Isak can be the world's best striker says Howe
JAPAN EASY
Win at last but jury's still out on Borthwick
IT'S A FACT!
Rising star is new Gold Cup favourite
SAVE OUR SUCKERS FROM EXTINCTION
Leeches `cure humans & eco-systems
Work's killing us
LONG HOURS ARE HARMING HEALTH