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LAGS TO RICHES!
Inmates raking in more than prison officers
ROSES ARE RED POETRY IS ROO
Wayne: I will write ode for Jungle missus
Booze fans prefer afternoon delight
TREND FOR A DAYTIME SESH & BED
VLAD'S CYBER ATTACK ON UK
Blitz to cripple our power grids
'FLEAS NAVIDAD' THANKS TO PETS
Xmas 'gift' of rashes for visitors
5 MORE ON WAY
50mph gales & big freeze to hit
Bill's hen hell
STRIP CALLS FROM GIRLS IN BIN BAGS
TWO THIRDS BACK RIGHT TO DIE BILL
Law supported 'with safeguards'
GRATE SCOTT
SCOTT PARKER has appealed to Burnley fans to stop comparing this campaign with their Championship romp under manager Vincent Kompany two seasons ago.
THE LIONS KING
Only way is up with Mr Millwall at wheel
KEEP ON GUNNING
Milestone Mik looks to future
TRACTOR BOYS CHIEF IS DUG IN
KIERAN MCKENNA says he is used to being linked with the hot seat at big clubs like Manchester United.
BOSS IS JUST BUZZING ABOUT BALEBA
FABIAN HURZELER understands the growing hype surrounding Carlos Baleba - and insists it is not misplaced.
REDS ALERT
Slot knows Kop chase will heat up
CADDY COOL
All-American dream nears starting gri
WARREN'S WAR CRY
WARREN GATLAND hopes Wales' dismal record-breaking slump can actually help his underdogs take on double world champions South Africa with the \"shackles off\".
GLOVE PUPPETS
World champs like Dubois being roped into Paul's circus
CAMERON TAYLOR-MADE FOR TRILOGY
CHANTELLE CAMERON is ready and waiting for the trilogy clash with Katie Taylor.
Best of British
PRIDE IN OUR WORLD-FIRSTS
BEAT BOTS
A ROBOT drummer that can play faster than any human could be about to rock the music world.
GRAIL HOUSE ROCKS ELVIS!
ELVIS Presley was secretly a massive fan of legendary British comedy show Monty Python.
If you want success, be more Hulk!
ANGER 'A MAJOR DRIVER'
OH CRUMBS!
Eating toast in bed replaces snoring as top bedroom peeve
LOVE YOU TO THE MOON AND BACK
Propose in space.. for an astronomical 700k
FINALLY TIS THE SEASON
Proper sport is back!
I'M JACK IN THE GAME!
Jungle call-up, but not yet
BIG BERT BATTERS BRITAIN
Snow, wind and rain to bring weekend wipeout
IT'S OBSCENE
£72m waste of Chas coronation sparks protests
WE'RE NOT SCARED OF BULLY VLAD
Despite the threats, UK will stand with Ukraine
Have you had a bump on the head, Mr Froch?
BOXER: NO SUCH THING AS GRAVITY, EVOLUTION AND MOON LANDINGS..