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HUMBUG!
We lose our Xmas spirit by age of 12
EX-LABOUR AIDE: TREAT FARMERS LIKE MINERS
PM hits back at Blairite who called for Thatcher tactics
Wok star Ken: Ducks give me a hard stare
IS IT BECAUSE I'VE COOKED THOUSANDS?
WELBY QUITS OVER ABUSE
Archbishop didn't report paedo
IN THE FIRING LINE
Five bosses fighting for their futures
CHEAP SHOTS
Low-price Tyson tickets as fight's not sold out
ROCK ON TOMMY
Freeman aims to show his bounce-Bok-ability
HULL OF A GAME
Cartwright recalls brutal memories of Boulevard
Adele's a little ol' wine drinker
..BUT TEQUILA DOESN'T MAKE SINGER HAPPY
THE ZED LIST
Youngsters miss out on many must-see' movies
'I TOOK DRUGS WITH 1D LIAM'
But Argentine waiter 'didn't supply them'
Lorry gets smashed in boozer
SCARE FOR PUB STAFF
N-N-N 19.5
Perfect temp to keep house cosy
Scared to death
HORROR FILM NIGHTMARES CAN KILL YOU
TRUMP: SEE THE X FILES
Don wants UFO secrets out`
BE A PAL AND HUG A ROBOT!
Psycho scumbags will soon have feelings like us
End of an earer
GARY QUITS MATCH OF THE DAY.. AND BEEB
PRINCE OF THE CHROME DOMES
No1 for two years in row
LABOUR IS ****!'
Say the Tories.. And let's face it, they're the experts
IN RUUD
Super Van perks up Reds for Ruben
MIK DROPS SO COSTLY
Arteta's men fail to get job done... again
TWICK AS A PARROT
Late heartbreaks leave Earl grey
CAVA GOR HERO
Mark ends stellar career with great win
CARROTS OUT AND NUTS IN!
Pistachios better than veg at boosting eyesight
SPY WHALE WAS GUARD FOR VLAD
Beast 'kept watch on base'
Alien boffins light years ahead of us
LITTLE GREEN MEN MORE DVANCED
HUG A LEECH!
Boffs say suckers are 'our friends' and help ease pain
'KING' TRUMP
Donald like Henry VIII hint by star
I'M A CELEB.. GET MY PLANE DOWN
A stormy start as Danny & Alan lead the Jungle arrivals
Write move Strictly row
SHOW IS 'SCRIPTED' AS SHAYNE'S AXED