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DON'T ZAP ALIENS
Lawyer fears US will trigger space war
Alan Bates versus Keir the clown!
NO REPLY OVER P.0. COMPO
PJs in public
‘COSY & CAREFREE’
COMMUT-AAH!
Workers miss the drive & zoning out
Hero Hoy: My living nightmare
STAR'S CANCER HELL
Baby Becks boom
SURNAME MONIKER FOR BOYS
AIR FRYERS SPYING FOR THE CHINESE
Gadgets snoop on us
BALMY BRITS TAKE POP AT MET OFFICE
Trolls' weather control cover-up blast at service
BURN IN THE USA
Cities put the shutters up as Trump Kam wait for result
Al's not Pointless
OSMAN: I'LL CHAT WITH ROBO PARKY
Ruben would love revenge for 5-0 thrashing by Pep
RUBEN AMORIM has been handed the kind of farewell script that will become either a fairy tale or a nightmare.
HARRY'S TWO BEES STINGERS
Wilson double tops Janelt's stunner
Fallen Ster
RAH'S CAREER HAS GONE SOUTH
HAM'N BLAST
Lewis can't wait to end his Mercedes torture
JONG-UN SOLDIERS SHOOT VLAD LADS
Russian troops killed in cock-up
Alice Tiks all the boxes
ALICE ARDELEAN feels her critics need to butt out and are just talking \"pants\".
MUM & DAD DIED IN FLOODED CAR
Daughter tells of sad end for British couple
STRICTLY IS ALL OVER FOR AMY
Forced out by foot injury
INSIDE KEEP PETS FOR FAWKES SAKE
Fireworks 'freakily loud
There will never be another like him
JACKO PRODUCER DIES AT AGE OF 91
Woo are you?
PETE'S ODD CHAT WITH DEER PAL
Clown Keir fees Starmergeddon
TUITION CAP HIKE £285 A YR
Richard & Snoozy
SLEEP IN SEPARATE BEDS COS OF WORK
TRUMPS WIN
Brits happy to kick up a stink and let one rip
Kemi rival left feeling Priti good
BUT JENRICK LOSES AGAIN
PARKER: TWIST OF FATE COST USI sky
Millwall get the better of Burnley at the Den as assistant ref's ankle injury proves a real turning point
WILL'S HEART OF GLAS
Hughes targets top-half finish after Guehi's late leveller
DESPERATE FOR A FIRST QUENCHER
Burgess frustrated as Tractor Boys are denied a win by Ayew's dance class in dying minutes
DOM FIRE FOR ANGE
Villa blown away by second-half sparklers
Raining champ
VERSTAPPEN CLOSES IN ON TITLE