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Levi's great in Blue!
COLWILL RIGHT AT HOME WITH AMAZING ENZO
'YOU LOSE, THEY TAKE P*SS'
Guardiola vows to have last laugh
WE'VE NOUS TO SUCCEED
But Maz's under no illusion over size of OT task
FIVE-STAR SAKA AN ASSIST KING
Bukayo's set up for breaking record
He's Chris Woah-kes
BROOK LOVING PACE ACE STYLE
HAMMY'S BIG HOPE
LANDO NORRIS showed it was payback time in Qatar - while Lewis Hamilton simply cannot wait for a wretched campaign to end.
GINO BEANO
SUPERSUB Sir Gino breezed to an eight-length supremacy in Newcastle's BetMGM Fighting Fifth Hurdle.
Guard one's royal throne please
CAMILLA'S AIDE ON LOO DUTIES
LAGS CHEESED OFF AT 'FAKE FOOD' IN JAIL
Prison chiefs rapped over grub
BAARGH, A SHEEP!
Woolly creatures terrify us
Fury brews at Clarkson ale 'rip-off'
PACK PRICE HIKE FOR XMAS
WE'RE THE LOCH NESS FUNSTERS..
Mythical beast's fans are immune to stress
Postmen first-class rompers!
THEY DO IT MOST ON JOB
WISHING YOU A VERY MERRY CHRISTMADRAS
Hungry for curry on big day
CURSED CANVAS SCARES VISITORS
Paint spirit child plays with staff
3 women say Gregg is 'groper'
THREE women have accused MasterChef's Gregg Wallace of groping them in bombshell new claims.
Rock vom, Tommy
SPLURGE ON BOAT A TOTAL SICKENER
AL-FAYED IN 'BLACKMAIL' SHOP PLOTS
Boss: 'He tried to own you'
MADD ONE
Pep fumes as City lose fifth in a row
'Fergie time? It's different now... I have to be me'
SAYS RUBEN AMORIM
SLOT OF RESPECT
Arne joins City boss Pep in hailing Saints' Martin
IT'S ODE TO JOY FOR MIK'S GUNS
Fit-again Martin & Saka rule the show
QUICK SMART
Butch: Kiwis a test
Keep your Eds
FANS SHOULDN'T BOO OLD BOSS
You're licked! Worst doggy sock thieves
RETRIEVERS RATED CRIMINAL LEG-ENDS
THE KINKY WRINKLIES
Boomers' booty calls
Look at the size of those pigs in blankets Doreen!
NUDIST XMAS DINNER AT PUB
Cher: I saw Jesus face on curtains..
STAR BELIEVED IN ANGELS & SPIRITS
SWEAR WE GO!
Man U fans worst for foul language
GHOST'S SEVERED HEAD IN MY BED
Bloodshot-eyed freak 'lifted up the sheets'