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COBBLERS TO OLD WAYS OF FIXING STUFF
Starmer: Why I picked Timpson's shoe boss to mend our broken jails
Wimbo facing washout week
EVEN MORE RAIN'S ON WAY
Catch OF THE Day
SKIPPER WAYNE 'BUYING A BOAT'
'WE'LL BE CYBORGS IN 6 YRS'
Man and machine to mix
Keep the faith
SEAMAN BACKING HIS OLD PAL
Just as Wel
CLASSY JACK FRIES FRENCH
One Ell of a win
ONESMOOTH OPERATOR lived up to his name when cruising through to claim an emotional victory in the Jenningsbet Northumberland Plate Handicap for Newcastle-born trainer Brian Ellison.
SILLY WONKA
Shoppers film brazen thief stuffing chocs into holdall
Menace of Brit Magoos
TOO VAIN FOR SPECS
UNBUGLIEVABLE
Brits mistake spiders & beetles for parasites
'GAFFER' HARRY SELLS HOL GAFF
He's owned pad 20yrs & never seen it
Why dad dancing's a good move
BRENT BOPPERS 'VIRILE'
Gull's drop shot!
BIRD POOS ON TENNIS ACE'S BED
2.6M BRITS IRON KECKS
We steam in secret
Beerfore Christ
ALE BOFFIN'S RECREATED ANCIENT EGYPTIAN BREW
Good Life Lacey
EASTENDERS STAR LOVES GARDENING
We'll find you, Jay..
'MASSIVE SEARCH' FOR BRIT
STEP ON FIRE
Mondays Bez 'is a walking miracle'
BINFACE: I'LL NATIONALISE ADELE & SAVE UK ECONOMY
Count's election pledge
IT'S GOT WILDER
Prem battle so tough
The office porkin' lot
STAFF ROMP AT LUNCH
in Kicked head & I woke up sounding French..
RARE SYNDROME AFTER HORROR MMA INCIDENT
Bog roll thieves are a wipemare
NATION OF PETTY CROOKS
Grown-up toy boom
OVER-12S PAY TO PLAY
BRITS WINNING SUNBED WARS
Six in ten bag lounger by the pool
Vets call bailiffs in bills clawback
OWNERS DITCHING PETS AFTER OPS
EARMAGEDDON
Lughole fungi sparks 'Last Of Us' warning
Baby Reingear
MARTHA STYLE QUEEN
URI: ALIEN FURY OVER TARQUINS
Stonehenge attack huge insult to E.T
SCORE-CHIO!
AS LANDLORDS LOOK FORWARD TO BONANZA