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...AND IN THE WED CORNER
Jack aims to be lord of rings
TURNER PRIZE
Hayley on plum Ces ride
SIT IS TECH'S FAULT
Posture problems
RACCOONS INVASION!
A WOMAN was left terrified when 100 angry raccoons tried to invade her home looking for food.
ALASTAIR: WIFE'S CARING FOR ME
NEWSMAN Alastair Stewart has opened up about his \"demeaning\" battle with dementia.
TO BALDLY GO
Can't insult the follically challenged
SQUADDIE PAID TO SPY BY IRAN'
AN EX-soldier accused of a prison escape was paid in cash by the Iranian intelligence service for secret information, a court heard.
I'M TIP-TOP..13 DAYS A MONTH
But we feel 'lousy most of the time'
Trapped in Milton mayhem
FLORIDA BRITS STUCK
TEA BLAGS
Skivers dodge eight days work by making cuppas in the office
DOWN BOY!!!
Our hefty hounds and flabby cats must go on diet before it's too late
WASH HANDS TO SAVE THE WORLD
Bugs 'could wreak havoc this winter'
I don't want a boyfriend, I'm ROBOSEXUAL
NO NEED FOR BLOKES SOON
Vardy own goa
REBEKAH'S £100K BILL IN COLEEN COSTS ROW
AIN'T SO CLEVERLY AFTER ALL
Bookies' fave is out of Tory race
SHIRT-TERM MEMORY
Solanke still prizes gear from his only cap so far
DON'T STOP BELEEVIN
Levi's loving journey under Mr Motivator Carsley
OH DUCKETT
Pope falls to wonder catch as injured Ben's stand-in
GERWIN LOVES IT
Prix and easy for Price
LIV AND LET LIVE
Luke targets full-strength side
PUNK CROCKER
Anti-Botox brigade are flashing their wrinkles
LISA 'KEPT SON'S BODY AT HOME..
Presley: I delayed burial for two months
Poo mucky pups
OWNERS PICK UP STINK CALL
SANDI: I HELPED MOON LANDING
Aided spaceman’s anxious secretary
Trump: Gaza tops Monaco for sun hols!
DAFT DONALD: WARZONE RIPE FOR DEVELOPMENT
DEL BOY: IT'S ONLY GHOULS & HORSES
Sir David: I'm haunted by my role as Trotter
BOFFINS REVEAL MAN FLU'S REAL
Women found to be better at fighting viruses
HULK RAYS ALERT
Storms put out monster gamma zaps
Aladdin lamped
DISNEY ENDING FOR STAG MART
Bozo crackers!
JOHNSON: MAY LEFT PM HOME LIKE A DRUG DEN