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Keep it simple

FEELING a bit stressed? Today is Simplify Your Life Day - a time to declutter and focus on the things you really need.

GERVONTA MUST COUNT HIMSELF LUCKY

GERVONTA DAVIS claimed hair product and a lack of ring girls were to blame for his poor performance in a controversial draw with Lamont Roach Jr.

FOOTIE FATTIES HIT WEIGHT LOSS GOAL

Team sheds 73 stone

NORTH END'S WAIT IS OVER AFTER 59 LONG YEARS

IT was 59 years ago in March 1966 when Preston last progressed this far in the FA Cup - but the dreams of the two-time winners ended in the closing minutes at Old Trafford in a quarter-final replay.

DARN GOOD EFFORT GIVES BAGGIES A LIFT

DARNELL FURLONG admitted he feared a barren season before heading his first goal of the campaign.

Hugh & TV wife 'married'

SITCOM couple Hugh Dennis and Claire Skinner are reported to have secretly tied the knot in real life.

LIMP LATICS SAY GOODBYE TO MALONEY

SHAUN MALONEY paid the price for a poor run of form after WIGAN sacked the former midfielder.

Is Marmite better with butter..or not?

SPREAD IS SNUBBED

Snoop's a grand Doggy

SNOOP Dogg's daughter has given birth three months early.

KEIR'S FLYING SHAME

A CHOPPER row has broken out between Labour and the Tories.

Rest for Pope in hospital

POPE Francis is stable and resting as he continues to recover from double pneumonia, the Vatican said.

ENRIQUE'S FINAL PUSH

PARIS ST-GERMAIN boss Luis Enrique has claimed this week's last-16 clash with Liverpool \"could have been a Champions League final\" as he promised to attack the Premier League leaders.

One big lie that I'm still with my guy

HE LEFT AND ITS SO HARD

Genge prefers to keep battling

ELLIS GENGE has brushed off player welfare concerns as the calendar becomes more congested - insisting he would rather play than train.

IRAOLA CAN COPA RUN IN CUP... AGAIN

CUP king Andoni Iraola wants to lead Bournemouth to a first ever semi-final - and complete a personal hat-trick.

It's Ky saying hi-di-hi

KYLIE Minogue created a chain reaction after wowing fans in a figure-hugging dress.

Lukes good for littler

NUKE BLASTS HIS WAY TO NEXT TITLE

SCOTT WAITS TO PLAY ACE

JEREMY SCOTT will wait for Brighterdaysahead and Lossiemouth before finalising a Cheltenham Festival target for his star mare Golden Ace.

Rough sex not for me

I'M not happy with the kind of raw sex my new girlfriend craves.

PEDRO SPOT ON IN LATE SHOW

LAZIO snatched victory in the San Siro last night as Pedro's 98th-minute penalty earned a 2-1 win over AC Milan.

FLICK'S EYES ON A CLEAN SWEEP

HANSI FLICK insisted Barcelona can compete for all trophies this season after moving back to the top of La Liga.

COR BLIMEY O'REILLY

The left-back who loves to attack sinks spirited Pilgrims with dream double

Gladiators ready for crash course

A NEW game is set to make Gladiators tougher than ever.

TRACTOR DREAM

Cautious Kieran taking it one game at a time

GEN Z GIRLS EARN MORE THAN BOYS

Young men are left behind'

FAN-TASTIC GAMBLE HITS THE JACKPOT

THESE Super League rivals bet big on Las Vegas, writes

Rod to recovery

RODRI could make his long-awaited return for Manchester City by the end of the month.

Tancake Day

FRENCH 'HEAT BUBBLE' TO HIT ON SHROVE TUESDAY

Patrick no Man of Steel

PATRICK Schwarzenegger has revealed he auditioned to play Superman.

Bye-bye to brown bananas

SCIENTISTS have devel- oped a banana that doesn't go brown when peeled.