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A PEAKY BLINDER FOR JEFF

Host in mountain selfie

FIT STOP PLAN FOR LARDY LORRY LADS

Gym workouts for hefty hauliers

Deck the halls with ..drama!

BATTLE OVER BAUBLES

BREEDIN' SHAME

Charity warns on risk in quest for the 'perfect' pet

Tash: I won't be victim of Strictly curse

DANCING PUT STRAIN ON LOVE

PRAY FOR OUR HERO ANTONIO

Clubs send well-wishes as Prem star is airlifted to hospital after horror smash

BELLY OF THE BEAST

One dead as storm hits UK

Who's singing Happy Birthday for £400?

SIR ROG DOES SHOUT-OUTS FOR HIS FANS

FAT DEATHS FUNERALS A BIG STRAIN

Heavy lift for undertakers

Levi's great in Blue!

COLWILL RIGHT AT HOME WITH AMAZING ENZO

'YOU LOSE, THEY TAKE P*SS'

Guardiola vows to have last laugh

WE'VE NOUS TO SUCCEED

But Maz's under no illusion over size of OT task

FIVE-STAR SAKA AN ASSIST KING

Bukayo's set up for breaking record

He's Chris Woah-kes

BROOK LOVING PACE ACE STYLE

HAMMY'S BIG HOPE

LANDO NORRIS showed it was payback time in Qatar - while Lewis Hamilton simply cannot wait for a wretched campaign to end.

GINO BEANO

SUPERSUB Sir Gino breezed to an eight-length supremacy in Newcastle's BetMGM Fighting Fifth Hurdle.

Guard one's royal throne please

CAMILLA'S AIDE ON LOO DUTIES

LAGS CHEESED OFF AT 'FAKE FOOD' IN JAIL

Prison chiefs rapped over grub

BAARGH, A SHEEP!

Woolly creatures terrify us

Fury brews at Clarkson ale 'rip-off'

PACK PRICE HIKE FOR XMAS

WE'RE THE LOCH NESS FUNSTERS..

Mythical beast's fans are immune to stress

Postmen first-class rompers!

THEY DO IT MOST ON JOB

WISHING YOU A VERY MERRY CHRISTMADRAS

Hungry for curry on big day

CURSED CANVAS SCARES VISITORS

Paint spirit child plays with staff

3 women say Gregg is 'groper'

THREE women have accused MasterChef's Gregg Wallace of groping them in bombshell new claims.

Rock vom, Tommy

SPLURGE ON BOAT A TOTAL SICKENER

AL-FAYED IN 'BLACKMAIL' SHOP PLOTS

Boss: 'He tried to own you'

MADD ONE

Pep fumes as City lose fifth in a row

'Fergie time? It's different now... I have to be me'

SAYS RUBEN AMORIM

SLOT OF RESPECT

Arne joins City boss Pep in hailing Saints' Martin