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WRINKLIES GET THEIR IRON OUT

Oldies rip it up in the gym

DROIDS ON THE MARCH

Soldiers face AI robots

BONKERS CONKERS CRUSHED NUTS BAN

'Stamps' is outlawed

One likes to Goggle at the Box

GYLES: LIZ LOVED SHOW

CHUBBY OFFERS KEIR 'FREEBIES'

Comic banned by Labour councils

I put fart and soul into role

STAR'S PERFECT PARP

Nancy: I'm addicted to Cha Cha chips

FAN OF BRIT GRUB

HAUNTED BUT DOLLIGHTFUL

Psychic pals with spooky mannequins

HORROR SHOW 'TIL HALLOWEEN

Brits face a month of soakings

Jase in Butlin's pick & mix up

STAR'S HOL GRAB

WORKERS IN REVAMP OF RIGHTS

New protection from Day 1

Golden George

WILLIAMS HAS DROP OF MAGIC

CHALLY HO

Chute worth a punt in Irish Cesarewitch

REMAKE'S ONE ELLE OF A FLOP

70s sex flick's 'woke' reboot

HAM KEBABS

Club skewers rivals in snack scoffing league

'GEDDON AN IDEA

Film inspires nukes plan

Form a Q for MI6's Bond role

SPIES NEED BOFFIN

MEND YER LANGUAGE

Buyers not lovin' gaffe

Bus advice boardering on absurd

NUTS SAFETY TIPS

Fish and chips..and pineapple

GEORDIES GET FRUITY

Strictly is chest not fair

BOOB SHRINK FURY

SYD'S GOT NEW PLAN

BGT winner career focus

There's critters in the knickers

BEWARE OF BUM-BITING SPIDERS

I SAW A GHOST JUST LIKE THAT

Tommy spirit visits me, says impersonator

GET SET FOR A RIGHT FLOODY NIGHTMARE!

Sodden Britain faces drenching from Atlantic storm

Demi: I want a tiny bit Moore

STAR'S BIG FUN

'GATES OF HELL ARE OPENING'

Alert as terror boss killed

TONY DOING A BLOOM-ING BRILLIANT JOB

GUS POYET has hailed Brighton's scouting network as the best in the business - and the reason why they are genuine top-six contenders in the Premier League.

RORY'S IN WITH FIGHTING CHANCE

RORY MCILROY went to Wembley to watch Anthony Joshua last night before bidding to stop an emotional comeback win for Italian Matteo Manassero today.

Lethal Karl

LEVI LEADS A 1-2-3 FOR BURKE