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No sex please, we're naturists

'IT'S CLEAN MEMBERS ONLY HERE'

Evil bread

SATANISTS GONE WOKE WITH BAKING CONTESTS

RUNNING OUT OF APPLES & PEARS!

New food shortage fears over orchards

Dosh of the day

£1K TO TREAT YER MUM FOR MEAL AT GORD RESTAURANT

THE BOT WILL SEE YOU NOW

AI 'to cut missed hospital trips'

Sir David's focus is on wild Britain

SIR David Attenborough has said he regrets spending so much time working on overseas natural history programmes rather than focusing on wildlife closer to home.

HOTEL LOTTA LOVE

Led Zep preferred Monopoly to sex..

Ukraine rally call from PM

RISHI Sunak has told world leaders they must arm Ukraine now and set about boosting its long-term future against further Russian aggression.

NO FINNISH FOR WINTER

A Hel of a cold snap on way

VICTIMS FREEZE

NEARLY a fortnight after an earthquake displaced millions of people in Turkey and Syria, many are living in tents, train carriages and greenhouses.

You beautiful person, Atsu: You'll NEVER be forgotten

BODY IN QUAKE RUINS

FURY AT UK TANK FORCE CUTS

THE British Army's tank force is to be shrunk to save money leaving us with the smallest armoured capability in Nato.

ARE YOU OUR MADELEINE?

McCann family contacts Polish girl who claims to be daughter missing for 16 yrs

Johnny: My close encounter

JOHNNY Vaughan is warning Earthlings to beware being abducted by little green men.

OFF-SICK STAFF BLAME ALIENS

'I won't be in. it's something I've E.T.en

ED'S ROLLER CHOKER

No happy return as Howe is held by plucky Cherries

Edge of glory

MAHOMES AND HURTS TRAILBLAZING

Risque factor

IT'S GORDON'S DAY AT NEWBURY

Grin and bare it

The first Magic Mike film was a witty and mildly gritty drama based on lead actor Channing Tatum's pre-Hollywood career as a male stripper.

Gem sparkles in (not) Funny Girl

GEMMA Arterton is terrific as Barbara Parker in Funny Woman. She's warm, witty, almost credible...

MAIDEN NERD'S STAMP ALBUM

Rocker's geek streak

HITMEN GETTING NICKED TO TARGET RIVALS IN PRISON

STREET gang members are committing petty crimes just to get at rivals in prison, the Daily Star Sunday can reveal.

RAY'S GONE SOFT!

Rough n tough star a crybaby

AXE FOR KAVOS BED AND BAWD

Moans as saucy Weekender action is cut

DO NOT PROPOSE ON TUESDAY..

IF you pop the question this Valentine's Day you're more likely to get an \"I don't\" than an \"I do\".

GLITTER'S BAKE-OFF 'LESSONS' IN HOSTEL

Pop paedo’s cushy stay

When lives fall apart in a flash

LIFE can be short – but it’s still the longest thing any of us will ever have.

E.T GAVE ME B.O

Boffin got in sweat over space signals

NUDISTS COST OF STRIPPING CRISIS

CASH-strapped naturists say whopping energy bills mean it's been way too nippy to do the Full Monty.

Locals dogged by armchair sleuths hunting for mum

SECURITY teams are guarding the home village of missing Nicola Bulley.