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Bad cops leading us a merry dance

I REMEMBER reading a story last summer that branded a few cops a “disgrace”.

NOW THAT REALLY TAKES THE BISCUIT

Gen Z prefer samosas with cuppa

Fash: I'll treat ice like wives..

'MY LOVE SKATE RELATIONSHIP'

Hoddle: My Aha! kidnap moment

FAN SHOWS HIM SHRINE TO SPURS

THE DOC WILL FEE YOU NOW

Javid: Charge for visits to GP

BOOBED JOBS

Surge in implants problems

VLAD 'HIRED STARMAN & SHAMAN'

MAD Vlad Putin has hired a personal astrologer to study the planets and bring him success in the Ukraine war, it is claimed

Strange case of disappearing PM

MY story of the week was the tale of the incredible vanishing Boris Johnson.

GIRL, 7 SHOT IN CHURCH HORROR

6 hurt as drive-by gang blasts funeral

-13C COLDER THAN SIBERIA: NEW SUPER-FREEZE

BRITAIN will be colder than Siberia as a 500-mile wide “Eskimo Express” from Greenland brings White Sunday before a -13C bone-chilling Blue Monday.

RODDERS RETURNS ..AS FRASIER'S PAL

US sitcom role for Only Fools hero

JO'S SPIRIT MATE

I chill with ghost, says Dancing On Ice hunk

Islander Liv No Time to chat to 007

VILLA GIRL BOND ROLE

Chiles is a pain in the bum

TV STAR’S NAME SLANG FOR PILES

HEINZ BEANZ 'MEAN' PRICE

Cost of a tin as high as £1.75

Pointing the way

THE PALE BLUE EYE Cert 15 On Netflix now

Valley of Gloom a bleak beauty

HAPPY New Year? Not in Happy Valley it’s not.

YOU'RE BUSTED

Record £130m lane fines

Men take biscuit

WE SCOFF 100M A YEAR & FELLAS NIBBLE THE MOST

Glitter's fear over lie tests

SEX PEST NEARS RELEASE

SHIVER YOUR TIMBER

Just chill out and you’ll shed pounds

El of a job to halt randy super-mice

'SPANISH MUTANT PERIL'

'ATTACK' OF THE B&B SNATCHERS

Alien hunters mob tiny village..

Holy Batmobill!

HERO'S PREMIUM IS HIGHEST OF ALL FILM CHARACTERS

RISHI'S 'RAD' IDEA FOR NHS

PM: Crisis needs bold action

ALIENS OVER BIG BEN

New sightings spark 2023 'invasion' fear

News icon Walters is dead at 93

'TRAILBLAZER': Barbara

Strictly fun in sun

STRICTLY pals reunited on a Barbados beach to see in the new year.

COLD TRIGGERING BRIT BABY BOOM

BRITS are having a Horny New Year – with freezing winter weather sending couples bonkers and triggering a “snow baby boom”.

A HAPPY NEW BEER

Forget Dry Jan or lose your boozer