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WE LOVE A TRADESMAN

Fancy a bit of roof, missus!

WAY OUT WES

Burns steals in to win it for Tractor Boys

GIVE AND BOW

Jubilant Jarrod fires timely Qatar reminder

MIGGY STARDUST

Almiron inspires Toon to demolition job

FOOTIE ACE CHARLIE 'WOKE COMA LAD'

Arsenal striker's miracle on boy in accident

VLAD STAR WARS

Satellite targets

RYLAN: I WANT TO RUN THE COUNTRY

I’ll make good PM one day

Les Dawson's ghost ripped my trousers

CULSHAW ON COMIC ROLE

FRY-UPS UP

Brekkie price rises banger out of order

KILL CHARGE OVER OLIVIA

Man, 34, accused of murder

STU’S ALL-ROUND TARGET Broad brush

STUART BROAD has sent out a warning to the Aussies that he intends to be “fitter, stronger” and bowling even better by the time the Ashes comes around.

Ladies will dash for a hot ’tache!

MAGNUM LOOK IS IN

INVASION OF VERY LITTLE GREEN MEN

Spotted: Alien scout just 6in tall

My seven hols for just £100

THIS lucky lass has her head in the clouds, and she’s loving it.

NIC JOY AT DIRECTION CLIP

The Masked Singer judge said of the recording: “It’s really cool that it came out.

‘I risked life exposing TV neo-Nazis’

MP KILL PLOT DRAMA

A bear behind

The pair had a sticky spell at one point when the little cub started to slide to the side.

‘Cat’ kidnaps Enders Alfie

IT’S not looking good for EastEnders’ Alfie Moon as he is kidnapped by a gun-toting “cat”.

LOYAL LIZ GUARDS’ SPECIAL MISSION

After praise at funeral they now head to Iraq

Edwardo died in the Victorian age.. he hates it when I show too much flesh

GHOST LOVE IS ‘JEALOUS’

FATCAT BUDGET ‘WILL DESTROY OUR WILDLIFE’

Charities slam Tory free-for-all

PERVS TURN JAIL INTO SANTA’S GROTTO

SEX offenders created a Santa’s Grotto and held a contest to see who made the best Christmas decorations.

BEANZ MEANZ GOALZ

Gareth's boys hungry for World Cup glory

BEING ON TELLY HAS SAVED ME

Loose Woman Brenda opens up about son’s tragic death

Katy: I’m there for my Daisy

KATY Perry insists she is committed to being a hands-on mum despite her hectic schedule.

Strictly Shirl’s troll torment

TARGET FOR SICK PERVS

Matt: Tragic sis & mum look on

MATT Goss is convinced his late mum and sister are watching him on Strictly.

Stanley: I tried to kill hotel crook

MILD-mannered movie star Stanley Tucci has admitted he once tried to kill someone.

Mark: Kids reckon I’m dad ringer

MARK Owen says his children have threatened to shave off his new whiskers – and that they make him a dead ringer for his own father.

VLAD’S 3,000 DRONES FLOP

Iran-bought aircraft downed