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SUMMER TIME GOLDEN FOR DANNY

BBC in Wimbo smash & grab

BEST SEATS DISHED OUT TO TOP EXECS

MORE HORSES THAN TANKS IN THE ARMY

‘Now focus on what’s important’

OUR 1LB MIRACLE

So tiny it took 30 mins to confirm he was a boy

PRISONERS ARE LADIES OF THE MANOR

A FEMALE lag has reviewed a plush jail, saying it is “lovely” and describing it as being like a manor house.

Lessons in cuff justice

BUNGLING prison guards who let lags escape because they are not properly restrained are having lessons in how to cuff criminals.

HAUNTED BY PING PONG PHANTOMS

Yvette's scariest encounter

Mourning glory for Her Majesty

DON’T panic... we live in a completely sane country.

OFFAL NICE!

Cheap cuts booming as prices soar

KYM: DANCING FOR DYING DAD

Star urged to just go for it

Shannon: My SAS lie over injury agony

SHANNON Courtenay lied about a crippling knee injury when she signed up for Celebrity SAS: Who Dares Wins.

WOMEN LIKE A BIT ON THE SIDE

BLOKES bald on top but with bushy hair on the sides – like Larry David or George Costanza in Seinfeld – are “hot stuff” for women.

Spooks told me: Put alien secrets in your TV show

SAYS SCI-FI FILM PRODUCER

SPEAR WE GO!

MoD Danny: African tribe are Reds fans

MORTGAGES SET TO SOAR

Interest rate rise as £ slumps

Char’s a star

LECLERC BRINGS IT HOME

INHALING GAS KILLED DARIUS

Accident verdict after chloroethane use

Looking like end for HM 'twin' Mary

QUITTING: 'Double' Mary

William tells of sadness over Grannie

SO CLOSE: Queen & Wills

A HOL LOT OF LOVE

King Charles III approves bank holiday for the funeral of his 'darling mama'

Trev praises 'green' royal

ECO CHEER: McDonald

Any request Ma’am? Yes the Beatles!

“So the orchestra played several songs by the Beatles.”

DOLLY: MAY SHE REST IN PEACE

Barbra Streisand said the Queen had been “respected around the world”.

LINEKER ‘SALUTE’ SLAMMED

Wayne posted a video of the moment but later deleted it.

FOR THE LOVE OF GRAN

Wills and Kate are reunited with Harry & Meghan

Keep Wieg on!

SARINA: FANS MUST STAY CALM

COLE-FIRED

Devante gives Tykes bragging rights

LENNON ‘SHAKEN BY E.T. ENCOUNTER’

Beatle so pale after UFO sighting, says Uri

OW! DARES WINS

Jen: A&E agony but show a life-changer

F bomb F bomb

TOM JONES CAN’T STOP SWEARING