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BORIS IS WIMBO INSIDER FOR LAGS

BORIS Becker has been commentating on the action at Wimbledon for fellow cons inside prison.

The Sex PixeLS!

AVATARS TO REPLACE ROTTEN IN REUNION

JOE: GIVE ME BOZO’S HAIR

Biden jealous of PM’s barnet

DESPERATE! OBESE RUSSIAN GENERAL CALLED UP AGE 67

UKRAINE CRISIS - VLAD SCRAPING BARREL

Crowd have a ball as England bowl 'em over

ENGLAND’S great ‘Ben-tertainers’ found a way to turn the screw at Headingley – and this time not with the bat.

KALVIN CLIMBS

He'll make City slicker

BEN'S BIG BREAK

Stokes boys rain in tourists

OUT OF LINE

Wolves are missing a positive influence

NOW KILLJOYS WANT CALORIES ON BOOZE

Battle against beer bellies

GAME, SEX AND MATCH

'No romps' warning to frisky Wimbo campers

ANTI-CLIMAX

She's only in the villa to sell her music, says mum

XTRA! XTRA!

Cowell signs deal to bring X Factor back

IS BOZO OUT OF HIS TREE?

PM plea for £150k kid house

MRS SHILTS RIGHT ONSIDE

PROBLEMS: Peter

SPACE CRUISING FOR A BRUISING

Mum: Aliens left marks on me in abduction

Bank of Wokeland

PC WARNING TO STAFF

Internet is 'too pricey' for millions

STRUGGLE: Data crisis

Soldiers work in Maccies to pay bills

WORRIED: SGM Carney

BRITNEY'S WEDDING DAY WORRIES

'DREAM': Happy couple

DENISE'S CRYSTAL TIPS My sage ritual to cleanse Ed vibes

DENISE Van Outen staged a cleansing ritual to rid her home of bad vibes after her split from Eddie Boxshall.

Radio's Liz says BBC is 'ageist'

DROPPED: Kershaw

Ronaldo rape case dismissed

A US judge has dismissed a rape lawsuit against footballer Cristiano Ronaldo.

Tory critic Prince 'is neutral'

OPPOSITION: Charles

PETE’S HICK, HIP HOORAY

Hickman’s rivals left to eat dust

Uri: Aliens will block Vlad nukes

URI Geller reckons aliens will stop Vladimir Putin if he tries to fire his nuclear weapons.

DEATH PENALTY RISK TO THREE LINES FANS

Qatar World Cup warning over cocaine

Singing in the reign

Brits raise a glass to Her Maj & defy downpours

GEMMA: I’ve been woooed by new man

SOS CALL TO MEDIUM

PETE'S HICK, HIP HOORAY

Hickman's rivals left to eat dust

MOORS AIM FOR THE PIN

Ardley bids to make EFL cut