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'CHAV' TOWN MOST SLOBS

Chatham tops poll

HUNDREDS CALL ARMY HELPLINE..

But some told to report bullies - to the bullies

£3M PET RESCUE

Teams save everything from bullock to iquana

MARY TURNS UP HEAT..IN CROQUET

Berry & hubby at war over genteel sport

CLOUD 'WAS NAN LOOKING DOWN'

A WOMAN spotted her dead nan's face in a cloud, just as she was clearing out her old house.

BOZO BATTLES NHS BACKLOG

'PM in Partygate distraction'

Bozo will crack on with the job

LET'S move on... So Boris Johnson has gone down the Rob Ford route of handling a crisis.

PAGEANTS QUEEN ON THE PULL

Ellie a real roll model

Sam's return in Nik of time

THE Health Secretary was gunned down by a sniper on Silent Witness.

ANCELOTTI AWESOME FOURSOME

CARLO ANCELOTTI is out on his own as the Champions League's most successful manager.

Mission possible

TOP GUN: MAVERICK | Cert 12A

M16: Possible that Putin already dead

A SECRET FOR WEEKS

TORIES FEAR LOSING SEATS

Davis: Bozo backlash growing

Arteta's vision has Gunners geared up

MIKEL ARTETA will continue to reshape Arsenal this summer, says Emmanuel Petit.

RED ROSE SHOULDN'T LEAVE

BRIAN O'DRISCOLL believes England would be daft not to stick with under-fire coach Eddie Jones despite an alarming run of results.

Pogo slick

CHARLIE HILLS was celebrating as Pogo held on gamely to scoop the Betfred John Of Gaunt Stakes in a thrilling fourway finish to the Group Three race at Haydock.

It's love at first FLIGHT

'PARTNER'S A PLANE'

Take off for Bake Off Paul

HE TRAINS AS PILOT

RICKY: I GOT GRIEF ON AFTER LIFE END

'Experts begged for happy outcome'

MI6: Possible that Putin already dead

A SECRET FOR WEEKS

Bunting is too heavy for posts say spoilsports

JUBILEE bunting is being banned by council killjoys because they say it is too heavy for lampposts.

Goss: I'm all revved up by gear knobs!

BROS STAR CAR CRAZY

TORIES FEAR LOSING SEATS

Davis: Bozo backlash growing

WTF WITH WFH HATE, EH BORIS?

THERE has been a lot of talk from Bozo about getting people who work from home back to the office.

Royals make us want to hit boos

THERE was a lot of hoo-ha about fans booing Prince William at the FA Cup Final.

UFOs set for Earth invasion

URI Geller reckons aliens could invade within five years.

CHIPPIES ARE AIR FRYING TONIGHT

Cooking oil on way out

Vlad 'hides to dodge assassins'

PARANOID: Despot

ROVER'S REVENGE

War dog left by Russians changes side ..& learns to take orders in Ukrainian

Palace wiped out by missile attack

BLAST: Palace of Culture. Below, smoking ruins