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CHINA DRONES SPY ON UK NUKE SITES

TARGET: Faslane naval base

Blind fear over cheap sunglasses

CANCER RISK WARNING

BROOTAL

No doubt Joe will hammer rivals now the weight of leading side’s been lifted SAYS PAUL FARBRACE

Blood feud

There is too much method and not enough madness in director Robert Eggers’ blood-splattered take on Shakespeare’s Hamlet.

BEWARE ALIEN INVADERS CALLED JEFF

TWO in 10 of us believe aliens are living in our street... and are likely to be called Jeff, a survey found.

CHOC & AWW!

Cocoa good for health.. but we are running out

Daniels: I lost loota on movie scooter!

IT SOLD FOR £36K

Holden ducks squirting bot

A STRANGE mechanical being wept fake tears on Britain’s Got Talent last night.

Putin bans Boris .. NOT THAT HE WAS PLANNING A MOSCOW HOL!

MAD Vlad Putin has banned Boris Johnson from Russia after branding the UK a “hostile” nation.

Shy pair ‘exploit Queen'

A PUBLICITY-shy couple’s first meeting with the Queen in two years could be “exploited” in a Netflix series, it is claimed.

XMAS TREE LIONS

Festive decorations are fit for a feast of football

£25M TRAIN CHAOS CASH .. but none for poor passengers

RAIL firms will share a £25million payout for Easter repair works – but passengers delayed by the chaos won’t get a penny.

‘BACKPAY TAX MRS SUNAK'

Lib Dem demand in cash row

TV LEGEND JUNE ‘HAD ENOUGH'

DJ Pete tells of grim call

THE KRIS OF LIFE

Woolf inspires men to turn on the style

TEDDY BEAR BOOBY TRAPS

RUSSIAN troops are planting bombs in children’s teddy bears, a surgeon treating the wounded in Kyiv has claimed.

Mother who told mob of paedo living near school

COUNCIL WORKER’S LEAK

OUR 35MILLION FURRY FRIENDS

Pet numbers hit record high

Johnson in shock visit to Zelenskyy

BORIS Johnson has met Ukraine’s President Volodymyr Zelenskyy in an unannounced visit to war-torn Kyiv.

Ricky's bum deal

EXTRAS LES: HE OFFERED DOUBLE FOR NUDE SCENE

SPLASH OUT FOR FASHION

£800 gear’s lick of paint

IS CASUALTY THE NEXT CASUALTY?

Stars fear chop after Holby City axe

It's lager tops off! Nudists at pubs

BARE AT THE BAR

Hottest cross bun as Easter melts at 21C

UK SET FOR HOLIDAY HEATWAVE

Eagle-eyed cops ‘nick' our Eddie

ON the way back from playing at Snowbombing in Austria last week, we were pulled over at the German border control for a spot check.

DAY OF FAME FOR McMANUS

ON the day that legendary owner JP McManus, 71, was inducted into the Aintree Hall of Fame, it was fitting he celebrated five Grade One victories at the racecourse this week.

BROOKLYN WEDS IN £3M BIG DAY

BROOKLYN Beckham and his bride Nicola Peltz have wed in a £3million ceremony.

TORY MP ‘SEX PEST' IS AXED

He’s accused of snorting coke

‘SORRY' SMITH RESIGNS FROM OSCARS

WILL Smith has resigned from the Oscars Academy and said slapping Chris Rock was “inexcusable”.

Ollie has Scott his time to shine

OLLIE RATHBONE expects a call from his good mate Scott McTominay if Rotherham can topple Sutton in today’s Papa John’s Trophy final at Wembley.