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ONE KELL OF A JOB

ARNE SLOT claims Caoimhin Kelleher has \"one of the most difficult jobs in football\" being understudy to Alisson.

DROUGHT OF TOON

EDDIE HOWE is the 29th permanent Newcastle manager who has tried to win a domestic trophy in the last 70 years.

Mudryk denies doping

CHELSEA star Mykhailo Mudryk has pleaded his innocence after failing a drugs test.

Don bid on case rejected

DONALD Trump will enter the White House a convicted criminal after a judge refused to throw out his porn star hush money guilty verdict.

Torture kill pair life jail

SARA Sharif's father and have been stepmother jailed for life for \"torture\" and \"despicable\" abuse culminating in her murder.

'Murder' brothers cleared

BROTHERS who spent nearly two decades in jail for a double murder have been freed after their convictions were overturned and a planned retrial axed.

COD ALMIGHTY

GERWYN PRICE admits he took his eye off the bull to open a fish and chip shop and got battered every week.

Tony on a mission to beat loneliness

TONY Bellew has made it his mission to help older men fight loneliness.

LOO-SERS!

Many home accidents happen while on toilet

Toucan always try a different stout!

CALL FOR GUINNESS SHORTAGE OPTIONS

CONGO KILLER 'COVID'

71 dead from mystery bug

The naughtiest dog in Britain

THE owner of \"Britain's Naughtiest Dog\" says another hound has taken the crown - his own great-nephew.

DON'T SHOOT AT FLYING SAUCERS!

FBI blasts off warning over odd sightings

POPE: THE SPY WHO SAVED ME

Brits stopped terror threat to kill pontiff

VLAD PAL KILLED BY BOMB IN SCOOTER

Victim accused of war crime

King's school in China 'spy' snub

KING Charles's old school has cut ties with a business over allegations its chairman was a Chinese spy.

YOUR PAWTRAIT LOOKS BIT RUFF

Wonky 'Picasso' dog has celeb fans

IT'S MERRY CURRYMAS

Turkey tikka rivals a trad festive menu

Backadder

Cunning plan to herald return of beloved comedy

£6 BILLION homes for our heroes

ARMY HOUSES BOUGHT BACK

TOO OLD GUARD

Fresh legs vital if Pep is going to see out his new deal

UNAL'S HIGH BENCHMARK

Sub Enes levels with special free-kick

SERIOUS TROUBLE

Lewis warns: Drop the clown to regain crown Tyson

SCISSORS PALACE

Fallon aims to book Luke appointment after Ally Pally's clash of crimpers

KEELY WINS IT IN STYLE!

'I love hanging world record is out with Armani but what I really want

WELSH ELVISH

Hobbit's wizard new translation

GREGG'S BITING 'GIRL CHEF' JIBE

TV's Gizzi reveals gender row

Garage is shaken 'n' stirred up

LOBBER SENTENCE FURY

ROBOT PLAYERS TO WRECK SPORT

Tech superior to human competitors

CHOCCY IS GOOD FOR YOU

Shock way to fend off diabetes..