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A few poshos axe Queen Jubilee bashes for 3,000

‘I’ve fought in alien wars for 30 years’ RUSS ABDUCTED 60 TIMES

IT’S an earth-shattering claim, but Russ Kellett says he’s a “super-soldier” fighting in an intergalactic war.

Missus is a loser in love game

FOOTBALL fans have admitted adoring their club more than their partner - with Geordies the most devoted.

Scorsese's office rage

MOVIE legend Martin Scorsese had his office kitted out with props so he could smash the place up if he got angry.

Kim goes ballistic in blast test

DICTATOR Kim Jong-un fired a warning to South Korea yesterday by testing a ballistic missile.

Pal Shane death hit me for six

FREDDIE Flintoff says he was devastated by the death of his friend Shane Warne.

Shy man's £19k for furlough

A PUBLICITY-shy bloke is under fire for claiming £19,000 in furlough money for his charity.

HOLS RISK AS BA AXE TRIPS

Strike fear as 16k flights cut

Sinn Féin win sees 'new era'

SINN Féin has been confirmed as the largest party in the Northern Ireland Assembly.

I got my skates on as weight rolled off

DREAM SPURRED ME

COR BLIMEY

Emotional win for sub Doyle

HERO BRIT SNIPER IN PENSION SNUB

Soldier gets PTSD after deadly mission

I gave Willie £25k to save him from bet debt heavies

HEARN: HE BEGGED ME

'ALLO, 'ALLO? NON!

`French didn't see funny side'

RYLAN'S 2 ODD

RYLAN Clark fears his BBC Radio 2 studio is haunted.

Shell-shocked by the price of eggs

A ROW between farmers and the supermarkets over soaring costs has sparked fears we could soon see egg shortages.

PUTIN: I'LL ROLL OVER MOLDOVA

Tyrant "plans 2nd invasion

NETFLIX IS GIVEN A PASS

NETFLIX has hinted that it may no longer allow us to share passwords as the firm has lost 200,000 subscribers and needs to claw back some funds.

New probe into 'Tinder Swindler'

INVESTIGATION: Leviev

MUM BITES BACK

CARING LIONESS

Mountains of vodka 'piling up'

STORE WARS: Bottles

Looking up at the sky scares me, I don't know what I'll see

A MUM says she's had so many close encounters with aliens that she is scared to leave home.

Fans in Russia retreat

SHOCK: An OnlyFans model

Cowell lives up to ‘Vader' nickname

SIMON Cowell has a secret nickname that is truly out of this world: Darth Vader.

CHINA DRONES SPY ON UK NUKE SITES

TARGET: Faslane naval base

Blind fear over cheap sunglasses

CANCER RISK WARNING

BROOTAL

No doubt Joe will hammer rivals now the weight of leading side’s been lifted SAYS PAUL FARBRACE

Blood feud

There is too much method and not enough madness in director Robert Eggers’ blood-splattered take on Shakespeare’s Hamlet.

BEWARE ALIEN INVADERS CALLED JEFF

TWO in 10 of us believe aliens are living in our street... and are likely to be called Jeff, a survey found.

CHOC & AWW!

Cocoa good for health.. but we are running out