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OUR MPS TO STAY TOASTY ON CHEAP

We freeze, but Westminster gets a deal

TROUBLE BREWING..

She went mad. You would have thought I punched her in the face.

Carry-out? Rock has a carry-in!

FOOD FAD: Dwayne

TRUSS: IT’LL BE STORMY

I’ll guide us through, vows Liz

‘Do you really want it?’

LEGEND HOLYFIELD SENDS TOUGH MESSAGE TO JOSH

McGOLD RUSH

Rams leave it late to see off-brave Posh

On a roll

SARGENT ADDS TO CATS’ WOE

Thrones sequel is familiar Tory

WHAT is the most effective way for cops to behave in public?

NO LOVE LOST IN DIVERSITY ROW

First Sight experts blast island ‘cop-out’

DI CRASH SECRETS KEPT FOR 75 YEARS

Armed guard on files

Ukraine’s ‘hero’ is big zero in UK

FORGET Where’s Wally and its Jacob Rees-Mogg lookalike hero – Where’s Boris?

MOON MISSION

Lunar return begins as mankind takes another giant leap

Biggins: Politics ‘killing comedy’

SITCOM KING MOURNS HIS GOLDEN ERA

£2K DISCOUNT FOR MIGRANTS

TikTok deals to cross Channel

Petra Czechs into final and now chases title milestone

PETRA KVITOVA is chasing a milestone today after sweeping into the Western & Southern Open final for the first time in her career.

Fan-tasy Land

FOREST ROLLING BACK THE YEARS

GREASED PALM

Moore’s big praise for long-serving Liam

Queen Shy..of Bolivia

SOCIAL CLIMBER’S BOAST AT AGE 12

NOWAY THE LADS!

Geordies nip to the loo to dodge round

HAAL YOU CAN EAT MENU..

MANCHESTER City star Erling Haaland has been dubbed an “eating machine” by team-mates, who have been left open-mouthed by his love of grub.

WASTEMINSTER

Parliament throws out more than a metric tonne of subsidised grub

‘I do believe spooks were in tunnel at crucial time’ – SAYS DI’S BODYGUARD

PRINCESS Diana’s ex-bodyguard thinks that British spies were on the scene at the crash that killed her – then launched a frantic effort to cover their tracks.

CLEAN-LIVING GEN Z ‘OLD BEFORE TIME’

Experts: Young adults anxious with boring lives

SAS ‘GUARDS WORLD CUP’

Troops ready to kill terrorists

Silva sub story as Pep shows he is no fan of dissent

BERNARDO SILVA is finding out that you cross Pep Guardiola at your peril.

Lampard needs to recruit a prolific striker... and fast

FRANK LAMPARD'S very existence as Everton boss will almost certainly hinge on whether he can get himself a striker.

The Great British Berk Off

HOLLYWOOD: THAT’S HOW I FEEL IN LYCRA

APPEAL FOR BABS’ ARMY

Dementia drive will Carry On

‘I’VE BEEN HAUNTED BY 2 GEORGE BESTS’

Alex saw late ex plus ghost of same name

WE’VE NEVER BEEN MORE MISERABLE

Brits at their lowest ebb in a decade