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Signs are not good for new Tory chief

THE mood of the nation was summed up in this cheeky sign outside a pub.

LET US ALL HAIL THE LETTUCE'

THE triumphant Daily Star lettuce has sparked a frenzy for leafy Halloween costumes in its honour.

EGO HAS LANDED!

Bozo back & in running as Rishi pals demand to know where he got 100 backers

999 WAITING TIMES CRISIS

Delays are harming patients'

Ex-Enders star dies at theatre

SOAP ROLE: Josephine

IT’S ONLY ROCK AND GHOUL

I saw the ghost of World War 1 soldier

SPIRIT OF DIANA CHATS TO FERGIE

Sarah ‘could feel ghost of Princess’

‘IT’S MICK TAKE’

MOVES to enforce minimum service levels during transport strikes are being pressed ahead with by the Government.

MIRIAM’S RANT

SHOCKED RADIO 4 LISTENERS

Lettuce has got this one in the bag..

PM NOW ODDS-ON TO WILT BEFORE SALAD

Gran fans cross with me – Hugh

‘SICK’ ROLE: Bonneville

NO CLOCKING OFF UNTIL 69

Will we ever get to retirement?

Suella to curb eco activists

‘SELFISH’: Protesters

WIDOWER SCOTT MITCHELL: I CAN FEEL BABS STILL

Her nails tapping, her perfume

Rita scores down under

English singer and songwriter

‘Boris’ is named top of hate list

NO-GO: Boris

GIRL POWER? MORE LIKE TOSH SPICE

Truss finally gets into gear

TRIBUTE TO AMESS

SIR David Amess’ loved ones will mark the first anniversary of his death with a service and tree-planting ceremony.

DRUG BUST AT SEA

A ROYAL Navy frigate has seized £15.5million worth of drugs from a dhow in the Arabian Sea.

KLINGONS BOTHERED SHATNER

Capt Kirk ambushed by Run-ulans

Matt: Games  keep US close

BROTHERS BOND OVER POND

PALS TOLD HER SEXY SECRET OF GARDEN FAVES

STACEY Solomon’s pals thought she was a swinger because of the pampas grass in her garden.

KILLER TOBIN DEAD IN JAIL

Beast takes secrets to grave

10 die in Donegal blast hell

SCENE: Petrol station

WE LOVE A TRADESMAN

Fancy a bit of roof, missus!

WAY OUT WES

Burns steals in to win it for Tractor Boys

GIVE AND BOW

Jubilant Jarrod fires timely Qatar reminder

MIGGY STARDUST

Almiron inspires Toon to demolition job

FOOTIE ACE CHARLIE 'WOKE COMA LAD'

Arsenal striker's miracle on boy in accident

VLAD STAR WARS

Satellite targets