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HAUNTED BY PING PONG PHANTOMS

Yvette's scariest encounter

Mourning glory for Her Majesty

DON’T panic... we live in a completely sane country.

OFFAL NICE!

Cheap cuts booming as prices soar

KYM: DANCING FOR DYING DAD

Star urged to just go for it

Shannon: My SAS lie over injury agony

SHANNON Courtenay lied about a crippling knee injury when she signed up for Celebrity SAS: Who Dares Wins.

WOMEN LIKE A BIT ON THE SIDE

BLOKES bald on top but with bushy hair on the sides – like Larry David or George Costanza in Seinfeld – are “hot stuff” for women.

Spooks told me: Put alien secrets in your TV show

SAYS SCI-FI FILM PRODUCER

SPEAR WE GO!

MoD Danny: African tribe are Reds fans

MORTGAGES SET TO SOAR

Interest rate rise as £ slumps

Char’s a star

LECLERC BRINGS IT HOME

INHALING GAS KILLED DARIUS

Accident verdict after chloroethane use

Looking like end for HM 'twin' Mary

QUITTING: 'Double' Mary

William tells of sadness over Grannie

SO CLOSE: Queen & Wills

A HOL LOT OF LOVE

King Charles III approves bank holiday for the funeral of his 'darling mama'

Trev praises 'green' royal

ECO CHEER: McDonald

Any request Ma’am? Yes the Beatles!

“So the orchestra played several songs by the Beatles.”

DOLLY: MAY SHE REST IN PEACE

Barbra Streisand said the Queen had been “respected around the world”.

LINEKER ‘SALUTE’ SLAMMED

Wayne posted a video of the moment but later deleted it.

FOR THE LOVE OF GRAN

Wills and Kate are reunited with Harry & Meghan

Keep Wieg on!

SARINA: FANS MUST STAY CALM

COLE-FIRED

Devante gives Tykes bragging rights

LENNON ‘SHAKEN BY E.T. ENCOUNTER’

Beatle so pale after UFO sighting, says Uri

OW! DARES WINS

Jen: A&E agony but show a life-changer

F bomb F bomb

TOM JONES CAN’T STOP SWEARING

Now Olly will show no Murs-y

Olly added: “Apart from me, I definitely think Anne-Marie is competitive.

GHOST OF BABS WAS BY MY SIDE

Enders young Peggy star: While filming I felt her presence... she was guiding me

£6m car is wheel deal

A spokesman said it “brings together a selection of the rarest cars from around the world”.

Who ate all the SPIES?

MI5 SEEK JAMES BLOB

OA-PEES WORST LOO CLEANERS

MUCKY pensioners are the laziest at cleaning their toilets, with some saying they only do it once a year.

Ozzy: I’m here ’cos of Sharon

LIFESAVER: Oz with Shaz