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TIGHTWAD MEGHAN PINCHING THE PURSE STRINGS

Hapless Harry runs receipts by her for every purchase!

SCIENTOLOGY WON'T LET ME GO!

‘Poster boy’ Beghe says his success makes him a target

GEEKY GATES GOT GAME WITH STYLE MAKEOVER

SUPERGEEK Bill Gates is hiring helpers to buff up his image now that the bespectacled billionaire is single and ready to mingle again, sources squealed.

BETWEEN THE ROCK & A HARD PLACE: NO SIX-PACK ABS!

DWAYNE “The Rock” Johnson has revealed that emergency surgery to address excruciating injuries he suffered during his brutal 11-year wrestling career forever marred his otherwise perfect physique!

SEX FIEND DOC MADE BILES BAIL

Olympics champ still traumatized

VALERIE SLAPS SLOWHAND CLAPTON!

FEISTY Valerie Bertinelli has defended the honor of late ex-hubby Eddie Van Halen and taken a brutal shot at his nemesis, grumpy guitar god Eric Clapton.

NO ‘BACHELOR' PARTY AS FANS GET COLD FEET

BACHELOR Nation ratings are sinking like the Titanic and sources claimed bosses are desperate to tap talent from other shows to right their ship!

MOM JUMPS ON BRITNEY BANDWAGON!

BRITNEY SPEARS’ mother, Lynne, is jumping to her daughter’s defense — and slamming her ex-husband — in recently filed court documents!

IS BIDEN LOSING HIS GRIP?

Politicians & doctors fear prez is suffering dementia but loyalists insist he’s A-OK

GOMEZ A NO-GO FOR SEACREST

‘Slow Down’ Selena says not so fast!

DARK DAYS FOR SELLECK!

Bravely battles blindness

CHINA'S COVID COVER-UP WASN'T THE FIRST!

Bombshell virus report reveals deadly pattern going back decades

ANGIE WINS FULL-TIME CUSTODY!

Booted judge was too buddy-buddy with Brad’s lawyer

ADELE SAYS HELLO TO BEAU, BYE TO DIET

NEWLY pin-thin pop queen Adele has quit counting calories, sources said, since saying “Hello” to a sweet romance with high-flying sports agent Rich Paul!

TONY BENNETT'S BRAVE FINAL CURTAIN CALL

BRAVE Tony Bennett is bowing out in style with a pair of final shows in New York City — after revealing his heartbreaking Alzheimer’s diagnosis earlier this year, sources said.

HOLLYWOOD HOOKER RING HORROR SHOW

Top movie producer busted as a pimp

DOLLY'S BUNNY HOP GETS A RISE OUT OF CARL!

At 75, she’s still got it!

YEEZY DOES IT!

Clingy Kanye cools it so Irina won’t flee

HARRY'S $200M POTSHOT!

Runaway prince’s memoir has royals bracing for disaster

WARP-SPEED SHATNER HEADED FOR CRACK-UP!

DYNAMIC “Star Trek” legend William Shatner still has plenty of get up and go at age 90. But sources dished the space case thinks he’s invincible and loved ones are begging him to slow down before he hurts himself!

CAITLYN QUITS CAMPAIGN FOR $372G TV SCORE

Bails on voters to take cheesy reality role

RIHANNA & ROCKY'S ROAD TO ALTAR!

SMITTEN songbird Rihanna and beau A$AP Rocky are on the fast track to marriage and planning a blockbuster wedding bash in her native Barbados, tipsters told The National ENQUIRER.

BRITNEY'S BRAWL WITH SISTER TURNS TOXIC!

BRISTLING Britney Spears is suddenly at war with her sister — even though the two had been so close, the pop tart even paid for Jamie Lynn’s million-dollar Florida condo!

BILLIONAIRE PERV EPSTEIN DIDN'T KNOW JACK ABOUT $$!

Clueless financier ‘totally ignorant’

‘RAGING BULL' DE NIRO GORES ABUSE ACCUSER!

Federal Judge Kathleen Parker granted the 77-year old “Irishman” actor’s petition to move his $6 million state court lawsuit against Graham Chase Robinson to federal court on July 9.

TOM WANTS THE ROYAL TREATMENT!

Brit babe brings Cruise closer to ruling class - SOURCES

JERRY WALKS THE TALK!

Gets Sharon’s old job as tape indicates she was ‘set up’

POT LUCK!

Bieber’s dope-buying spree worries pals

CLOSE BUT NO CIGAR!

Arnold can’t light up near his grandbaby

DIVER GETS SLICED & DICED!

Propeller plunges him into scuba horror