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Musk's rapid unscheduled disassembly

ER.. IT BLEW UP, ELON

Gorillas lie led to break-in

BRISTOL Zoo has increased its security after a series of break-ins at the gorilla enclosure.

After our Creme Egg probe.. we reveal how to make a bacon butty

BACON butty fans are being urged to dry excess fat from cooked meat before eating to avoid killer diseases.

Killer is back in prison

A KILLER has been recalled to prison after reports he released rap music about his murder of a schoolboy.

ROBINS HAS MOW WORRIES

TONY MOWBRAY is moving closer to a West Brom return, but Mark Robins says Albion's managerial uncertainty will do nothing to help his Stoke side today.

Ref, 91, will not blow up

BRITAIN'S oldest football referee says that \"age is just a number\" as he is still officiating games at the grand old age of 91.

ON THE WILD SIDE

Shrew beauty!

KING OF KINGS

HE REIGNED supreme as the original, undisputed King of Old Trafford.

ZAC TO THE FUTURE

Woolford takes Giant strides after NRL pain

Lights to dim for Joan

AWARD-winning actress Dame Joan Plowright has died at the age of 95.

Ain't seen nothing Yeti.. It's Littlefoot

TINY ape-like humans thought to have died out 50,000 years ago could still be living among us, an expert claims.

JACK & THRILL

Draper pushes himself to the limit for glory

Mum takes paw-ly pup to the vets

DYING POOCH IS SAVED

DROPPED CHARGE GIVES TOFFEES FRESH HOPE

EVERTON are in the clear on Profit and Sustainability Rules after the Premier League dropped an outstanding charge.

King call to scrap Oscars

STEPHEN King has called for the Oscars to be cancelled amid the Los Angeles wildfires.

OUR SENIOR MOMENT

Ange happy to pass baton to fellow veteran Moyes

Nazi nut jailed for stabbing

A KNIFEMAN with Adolf Hitler's signature tattooed on his arm has been jailed for the attempted murder of an asylum seeker.

Donald oath's a cold call

DONALD Trump could take the oath of office from inside the Capitol Rotunda due to expected freezing temperatures.

Acting up bigly time

DONALD Trump might not be very popular in Hollywood - but he is very much a Hollywood president.

Trump's feeding frenzy

HOMELESS people in Greenland were reportedly given a free meal in return for showing support for Donald Trump.

GIRLS ARE FAVOURITE CHILDREN

PARENTS like daughters more than sons, according to new research.

Quizzed about my life

I'M a very private person. I don't like anyone asking me about my sexuality, political views or background.

Mum's a slim Icon

SUPER slimmer Jess Westbury beams after losing 6st. The mum, 30, has dropped five dress sizes and ditched her dark, baggy clothes to live life in colour.

CLEVER DUSTER

NEW GREAT-VALUE DACIA HYBRID STILL A SMART, SHARP CHOICE FOR FAMILIES

Myles is Grand

ARSENAL teenager Myles Lewis-Skelly revealed he was determined to impress on his North London derby debut because he did not want to \"look soft\" in front of his grandmother.

Hill tackles Trials Day

COMEBACK king Constitution Hill is on course to run at Cheltenham before his bid for Festival redemption in March.

Tim fine time on his bike

TIMOTHEE Chalamet claims he got a parking fine at the UK premiere of his Bob Dylan biopic A Complete Unknown.

Murray can't tell Djokovic anything

ANDY MURRAY coaching NOVAK DJOKOVIC at the OZ open is stretching the imagination. Andy a fabulous champ coaching Novak is like VARDY coaching HAALAND. Watching it seemed more about t'lads on tour in OZ a good time had by all sunshine / prawns on the Barbie. He should coach Emma RADUCANU except she reneged on their Wimbledon doubles partnership!

SORRY ANDY!

Emma apology after rift over Murray finale

Abusive monster is jailed

A \"MONSTER\" who subjected his partner to years of abuse has been jailed. Mother-of-one Kiena Dawes, 23, of Fleetwood, Lancs, left a suicide note calling Ryan Wellings, 30, a \"monster\" who had \"killed me\" before she took her life on a railway line in 2022.