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Dad the No1 job for Russ

RUSSELL Howard will not be touring for \"days on end\" anymore because of being a dad.

Gaza ceasefire

HAMAS TO RELEASE ISRAELI HOSTAGES

Bog roll beast is loo-thal

A GIANT deadly spider nearly the length of a toilet roll has been discovered. Boffins called the beast a larger, more venomous and longer-fanged version of one of the world's most lethal arachnids - \"big boy\". The Newcastle funnel-web was discovered 100 miles north of Sydney and is 9.2cm long.

Dick move by Fury as he 'retires' yet again

Tyson fury retiring for the umpteenth time is just attention seeking, boring, Dick Turpin mask nonsense. Derek

It's an eggxact science

BOFFIN CONCLUSIVELY PROVES HOW TO SCOFF A CREME EGG

Yob 'bid to flash on a jet'

A DRUNKEN jet passenger who air crew claimed \"tried to expose himself\" has been spared jail.

I'm slob but wife is hotty

I'M not worthy of my wife's love or affection. She looks amazing. She joined a gym last year and she's fit, lean and gorgeous.

SHE WAS BEACON OF LOVE

The Nolans singer loses cancer fight

Stuck in middle of mate and brother

REGRET SETTING THEM UP

Airline fear

POLISH Prime Minister Donald Tusk has accused Russia of planning acts of sabotage worldwide against airlines.

3 LIGHTHOUSES NEED A KEEPER

A LIGHTHOUSE keeper role is available for the first time in a generation. The job involves looking after three lighthouses in north-west Scotland.

Elanga Nott happy with point

ANTHONY ELANGA benchmarked Nottingham Forest's draw against Liverpool, saying: \"It feels like a loss.\"

CUP DIB-DAB BRINGS FIZZ FOR JURIC

IVAN JURIC says a welcome win in the FA Cup has given his Southampton side an injection of confidence ahead of facing Manchester United tonight.

Enos eyes up Dublin option

DYSART ENOS could bid to get his season back on track at next month's Dublin Racing Festival.

POTTER CAN RUN HOTTER

PAUL NICHOLLS is hoping tomorrow's Millions Day will help him put big-money buy Caldwell Potter back in the winners' circle.

Squid's in for Brit fans

A BRITISH shopping centre will host a Squid Game experience this weekend to mark the second series of the show.

Match of the Day goes for the treble

SUBS REPLACE GARY

Not rosy for Rory

RORY MCILROY believes Jon Rahm is wearing \"rose-tinted glasses\" after the Spanish star claimed that men's professional golf is in a 'golden era'.

Cav still haunted by raid

CYCLING hero Mark Cavendish still suffers flashbacks after burglars held a zombie knife to his throat.

3 arrests over bus 'murder'

TWO teenage boys and a 44-year-old woman have been arrested by detectives investigating the killing of a 14-year-old boy on a bus.

WE JOTA BOTTLE

Van Dijk salutes Slot fighters

Theroux: Still with the BBC

LOUIS Theroux has quashed speculation he has cut ties with the BBC. Reports suggested the documentary maker, 54, had paused his interviews series due to his production company Mindhouse turning to Netflix for a new celebrity show.

What we leave on the buses

FORGOT THE FRIDGE!

Renee 'known' moans

RENEE Zellweger has complained that \"notorious and famous\" are seen as the same thing today.

End of road for the toll bridge scammer

HOTSPOT FEE NETS £12K IN 3YRS

HELPY FAMILIES

LEAN ON ME: Folks foot bill

Alien to be fresh shocker

Romulus director Fede Alvarez has teased he will \"go into uncharted waters\" in the sequel. The filmmaker, 46, is penning the script for the follow-up to his 2024 sci-fi horror flick with co-writer Rodo Sayagues.

'Give a deal to Trump'

BRITAIN must offer the \"olive branch\" of a trade deal to Donald Trump's incoming US government, a leading think tank said.

Egg riddle is cracked

HERE at the Daily Star we often call a good story a \"talker\" - one that really sparks a debate.

Timmy hitting Cruise control

HAPPY TO BE NEW TOM