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Shall we retire to the bar?

BOOZE IS KEY TO HAPPINESS AFTER GIVING UP WORK

'Korean cannon fodder'

MAD Vlad is set to enrage despot Kim Jong Un as footage has emerged of Russia using North Korean fighters as \"cannon fodder\" in Ukraine.

R.I.P. TEA BREAK

We're not sharing brews in workplace

Brits hit by bitey spiders

VENOMOUS false widow spider bites are surging and leaving record numbers of Brits in hospital.

WILDFIRE LOOTERS BURGLED AN EMMY

Prized TV gong among pilfered haul found by cops

Don in pic age whinge

AN Italian mobster was left fuming after cops released an unflattering mugshot while he was on the run.

1m new potholes in just 12 months

ROAD PLAGUE REPORTS ROCKET

DAM FOOLS!

No10 U-turn over beavers.. because it's a Tory project

Chelsea striker in court

CHELSEA striker Sam Kerr has appeared in court charged with racially aggravated harassment of a police officer.

Man on scissors charge

A MAN accused of trying to kill an A&E nurse with scissors has been remanded in custody.

Not eager beavers..

WE have been massive supporters of the reintroduction of beavers in this country.

Just give us a break

TEA breaks have been a staple of the working day for years. They can even be one of the main motivations that keeps employees going.

Bear in mind

BARE BEARS: There are eight species of bear that live all over the world, from polar bears in the Arctic to giant pandas in China. Sadly, all of them are vulnerable due to illegal hunting and loss of their natural habitats.

Sven died £9m in debt.. home has to be sold

FORMER England boss Sven-Goran Eriksson died millions of pounds in debt, it's been revealed.

Dan lad an actor now too

DANNY Dyer has revealed his 11-year-old son Arty will star in a new working class rom-com movie alongside him.

Elvis & boo suede shoes

A FORMER girlfriend of Elvis says she was left All Shook Up after she was haunted by the famous crooner.

EASTENDER BARRY: EVIL PHANTOM TRYING TO MURDER ME

New plunge terror.. on own stairs

Packs: I love sound of foxy hanky panky

CHRIS Packham says he loves listening to foxes have sex.

Swifties' Shake It downer

TAYLOR Swift's fans could be suffering with an \"emotional hangover\" in the wake of her world tour.

Call 999 on Bey say 911

BEYONCÉ has been accused of nicking dance moves from 90s boyband 911.

Civil Service grades rise

THE number of Civil Service middle managers has doubled since 2010, according to a report. The Institute for Government think tank found civil servants being promoted faster than ever before, with grades six and seven, on £50,000-£60,000, up 112% to nearly 78,000. Report author Jack Worlidge called the findings \"uncontrolled grade inflation\".

LETTUCE 2 LIMPS ON

Reeves vows to get UK growing

STARMER MINISTER QUITS JOB

TULIP Siddiq quit her role as anti-corruption minister yesterday.

Patience the key for Miley

NEWCASTLE won't allow teenager Lewis Miley to go out on loan this month even though Eddie Howe can't promise him regular game-time.

Replacing City legend will be Walk in park

PEP GUARDIOLA refused to worry about Kyle Walker's potential departure, insisting: \"I'm so clever - I'll find the right solution.\"

Scandal of ditched replays

FA CUP replays - or lack of them - are back in focus following events in the third round.

Vest fits back in

LEICESTER boss Ruud van Nistelrooy hopes to have central defender Jannik Vestergaard available for tomorrow's home clash against Crystal Palace.

POTTER'S RISKY BUSINESS

GRAHAM POTTER has cautioned against West Ham taking unnecessary transfer risks this month despite inheriting a squad with only one fit striker.

Class act is no fool TOFFEES HAVE TOP MAN

A LOT has happened since David Moyes last stood in the dugout as Everton boss.

Renato's got to be thankful

ENZO MARESCA claims wantaway defender Renato Veiga owes his international recognition with Portugal to Chelsea.