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DOUGH NUTS!

Yann slams Blues' crazy prices

We're one-up on Toon already

WEMBLEY WIZARD GRANT EYES SHOCK

SNOOKER: THE MASTERS TRASH BANG WALLOP

Cue's in the bin as Ronnie pulls out of title defence

Delaney makes it all Well

ST HELENS boss Paul Wellens is celebrating a \"huge coup\" after seeing highly-rated young prop George Delaney sign a long-term deal.

ARSON FEAR

Suspect is arrested over deadly California blaze

Blessed: I'll climb Everest of Mars aged 88

HIGH HOPE FOR ADVENTURE FAN

IT LUKES AGES TO PHIL BOOTS

Go for Littler earner..

I've not finished

ROD VOW AT 80TH PARTY IN THE SUN

NO NEED FOR HUMANS NOW

The robots know everything

Rest assured boss we're all giving it 43 per cent

APPROACH LIFE THE HALF-ARSED WAY

n VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY COLD

Health warnings in -20C big chill

NO FINE, NO JAIL, NO NOTHING..AS TRUMP GUILTY OF 34 CRIMES

DONALD Trump has avoided governing the US from jail after being handed an unconditional discharge for buying porn star Stormy Daniels's silence.

DEL BOY EMPTY BOX SALE

AN empty cardboard box used as a prop in a classic episode of Only Fools And Horses has emerged for sale for £400.

20% price rise is food for thought SUPPLY ISSUES HIKE COSTS

FOOD prices could soar by 20% in a fresh costof-living crisis, a report warns.

SEAN THE DOOR

Dyche is booted out just hours ahead of kick-off

SPIN DOCTOR

Potter ready to clean up at Hammers after 'washing machine' hell at Chelsea

KARL HAILS PEP TALK

Guardiola's honesty is a fitting tribute for Robbo

Conn and have a go

SEAMUS IN REVENGE BID

I'LL HACK FLAK FROM NOVAK

Coach Murray happy to get Djok volley of abuse

ALL SAINT

One-club journey's just ideal for hero Knowles

Super Cooper goes large

THE NEW FIVE-DOOR 'EXCLUSIVE TRIM RETAINS ALL THE FUN OF ITS PREDECESSOR

Struggle to blend in with the crowd

NO ONE STAYS IN TOUCH

YOU CAN GHOUL YOUR OWN WAY

Stevie haunted by pal Christine

It's a fur cop!

FIREARMS DOG LISSY HAS RETIRED DUE TO \"WORK AVOIDANCE'

28 amazing years but we are divorcing

RICHARD Hammond and his wife are divorcing after an \"amazing 28 years together\".

The live forever vaccine

JAB TO STOP BRAIN DRAIN

Let it Bey..

RINGO'S COUNTRY TRIP

WALKING ON AIR IN BAKE BRITAIN

We'll need cooler units in the future

I want to get outta space!

ASTRONAUTS MISS HOME

LETTUCE LIZ SHREDDED

Our worst Prime Minister EVER is ridiculed over her claim she DIDN'T crash UK economy