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Red noses banned in school

COMIC Relief boss Samir Patel has vowed to “reduce” age restrictions on its new red nose – after primary schools banned its sale to pupils.

Don't cancel comedy, says Jerk star

HE HAS been labelled “outrageous” and “un-PC”, but comic Tim Renkow is unrepentant about his brand of humour, insisting comedy should not be cancelled if it is funny.

We will never see another Sir David, the 'mighty oak'

SIR DAVID Attenborough is a “mighty oak tree” who is simply “irreplaceable”.

Sacre bleu! The French now own Corniche pasties

TRADITIONAL Cornish pasties are now owned by...the French.

Arthur's death brings breech guidelines shift

THE tragic death of a baby after a breech home birth has led to an overhaul of the emergency labour guidelines.

Piano's her forte

...and Isata's siblings are also stars

We're being tough on small boats but it's the right thing

“This simply isn’t fair. Those arriving by small boat are skipping the queue to reach the UK

We pay terror bride's £100,000 legal aid bill

TERROR bride Shamima Begum has racked up almost £100,000 in taxpayer-funded legal bills in her bid to return to Britain, with the total set to soar further.

Rishi's bid for global security

BRITAIN'S \"greatest \"greatest source of ahead strength and security\" comes from its \"global alliances\", Prime Minister Rishi Sunak said last night of a key US meeting on nuclear subs.

Harry and Meghan branded 'hypocrites' over royal titles

Atlantic no hurdle for King's new Noble steed

Labour warned over Gray cash

LABOUR has been warned not to use taxpayers' cash to pay for civil servant Sue Gray's gardening leave before she becomes Sir Keir Starmer's chief of staff.

And the Oscar for most controversial bid to get your chum an  award goes to...

Stars shine early at pre-show bash

LINEKER'S TOP TEAM REFUSE TO PLAY  BALL

BBC Director General Tim Davie last night insisted the Gary Lineker row was “not about left or right”.

CROWNING GLORY

Caring side of William and Diana on show in latest shoot for TV hit

Handre's a giant as he pulls strings for Tigers

RUGBY UNION - GALLAGHER PREMIERSHIP

Adama drama is as Spursy as it comes

Even by the north Londoners’ famously frustrating standards, this was something else.

It's Reiss lightning

Thomas Partey and sizzling super-subs Ben White and Reiss Nelson were on target during an astonishing final half hour.

OLD BLUES MAGIC SEALS WIN

It was Chelsea’s first goal in four games, only their third win in the last 16, their first goal at home since January 15.

Villa cash in as Pat's boys put foot in it again

TEN-MAN Crystal Palace’s winless run goes on after they shot themselves in the foot on all fronts.

A city reeling as attacks intensify

UNITED WITH THE PEOPLE OF UKRAINE

New telescopes will show us if ET is home

POWERFUL telescopes could soon pick up signs indicating possible alien life on distant planets.

'I'm too scared to jog alone since Sarah's murder'

EXCLUSIVE: TV STAR CLAIRE GOOSE

Hancock blasted for 'hard right' slur against sceptics

The former health secretary used the term in a leaked WhatsApp message when he implied Rishi Sunak was pandering to political extremes by trying to relax Covid rules.

Abi's flying as kind Rod funds USA treatment

After meeting at a charity auction on Thursday, the singing legend offered to dig deep and help Abi Evans, 20, who has Ehlers-Danlos syndrome and is unable to walk.

Prince Harry: I'm no victim!

The Duke of Sussex also revealed he has been diagnosed with PTSD after seeking therapy to deal with trauma.

Driven out...the day Frogxit began

ROYAL OPENS UP ON CHILDHOOD TRAUMA

'Amy' back on the streets of Camden

NEW BIOPIC OF TRAGIC POP ICON

Angry Tories step up Gray criticism

Former Whitehall official Jill Rutter said: “She has let down quite a lot of civil servants.”

RISHI: I'LL STOP MIGRANT BOATS

PM vows to slam a 'brake' on abuse of human rights laws to control asylum

League of his own

CRICKET - 2nd TEST: New Zealand v England