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SCIENTISTS PROBE LIFE ON URANUS!

ALL tasteless jokes aside, scientists say they’ve cracked the mystery of the possibility of life on Uranus!

SURFER SURVIVES 2ND SHARK ATTACK -AT SAME BEACH!

Cheats death after beast shreds his feet

BEN BEGS GARNER TO SET HIM UP!

Can't seem to find a smart sober woman on his own

SAVANNAH & JENNA KISS UP TO HODA!

Today hosts switch tactics as they worry about tomorrow

KOTB DETOXES FROM CATTY COLLEAGUES!

HAPPY Hoda Kotb is counting the days to her exit from the Today show and insiders say she has already started washing the gig outta her hair by focusing on herself, her two daughters — and a new life that is free of stress and her catty co-workers Savannah Guthrie and Jenna Bush Hager!

TOGETHERNESS SPLITTING REX & REBA APART!

He needs a break from smother love

LUPONE BOOED IN B'WAY BATTLE!

Curtain rises on dueling divas in racial dispute

DENCH LOSES ZEST FOR LIFE!

Maggie's death is last straw for aging icon

PALS ROAST MARTHA FOR ANGER ISSUES!

Even Snoop dogs hothead to get help

KENNEDY LINK TO MARILYN'S DEATH!

JFK & RFK drove vulnerable vixen to despair with sex shenanigans

SHARP CASHIER GAL SAVES DELI'S BACON!

A KNIFE-WIELDING bandit promptly abandoned his bid to rob a deli in Argentina when a fast-thinking female cashier brandished her badass attitude — and an even bigger blade!

WIGGED-OUT THIEVES IN $1.7M GEM HEIST!

Two suspects caught livin' large, third still on the lam

CAITLYN'S FACE IS MELTING!

Unfiltered photo exposes saggy truth

WEATHERLY'S JUMBO EGO ON THE LOOSE!

TV DETECTIVE Michael Weatherly is loving his slim, hunky new bod, but sources say it has ballooned his already monster ego — and the NCIS stud is swaggering around, acting more important and entitled than ever!

FAT MATT GIVES UP!

HOW is HE doing? Not great! Fed-up Friends alum Matt LeBlanc has realized he no longer needs to be camera-ready and is said to be ready to quit Hollywood while he lets himself go to pot, insiders reveal!

COSTNER'S PROMO NO-NO!

Pans Yellowstone ads & ungrateful co-stars

BIDEN WHITE HOUSE'S SHOCKING COLLAPSE!

How aging prez lost control in swirl of chaos & betrayal!

KING CHARLES' DYING WISH - STICKING IT TO ANDREW

Determined to boot disgraced prince from luxury digs

BRAD BEGS ANGIE: LET ME SEE MY KIDS!

Desperate dad waves white flag

KANYE'S NEARLY NUDE NUPTIALS!

Kim RSVPs no to ex's plan to re-wed Bianca

BURGER MURDER FUGITIVE CAUGHT AFTER 3 MONTHS ON THE LAM

A TEXAS teen girl — who has been the state’s most wanted fugitive in connection with the brutal July 7 slaying of the manager of a burger eatery — has finally been arrested three months after the fast-food fiasco!

SOFÍA BRANDED UNDATEABLE!

SOFÍA VERGARA is going back to the drawing board after parting ways with surgeon boyfriend Justin Saliman but that might be easier said than done — GLOBE has learned she’s earning a reputation for being impossible to date!

TAYLOR & TRAVIS DON'T ADD UP!

Numerologist sees trouble for power pair

BRAVE TERI GARR'S SECRET MS HELL

QUIRKY Tootsie and Young Frankenstein star Teri Garr took a sad secret with her to the grave when she died Oct. 29 at 79 after a long battle with multiple sclerosis — for years, she was afraid to tell anyone she had the dreaded disease for fear that jobs would dry up!

AGONIZING INFECTION LEAVES ADELE DEAF!

Doctors warn singer faces long road back

SEX AND THE CITY FEUD IS STILL SIMMERING!

Kim & Sarah just can't let it go

SWORDFISH KILLS SURFER GIRL!

SURFING superstar Giulia Manfrini tragically died at age 36 in a freak incident while pursuing the sport she loved — when a mammoth swordfish leaped from the water and speared her through the chest!

MARTHA'S DOING SLOW BURN OVER DOLLY COOKBOOK

Resents country queen horning in on her turf

INSANITY DIDN'T STOP FOR POWTER!

Ex-fitness powerhouse short on money & muscle

LOST CITY FOUND IN MEXICO JUNGLE

Mayan treasures buried under thick mounds of dirt