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KOURTNEY K CAN'T DUMP BABY WEIGHT

But her love of burgers & ice cream ain’t helping

MEL B'S CUSTODY WAR STILL SCARY

THE custody war between Spice Girls beauty Mel B and her ex-hubby Stephen Belafonte over their 11-year-old daughter is still raging, with the singer charging her ex is brainwashing the girl against her.

TAY-TAY'S SQUAD DOWN ON TRAVIS

Fear party animal is leading her on

MAKING A SWIFT EXIT!

Singer's father flees after being accused of punching photog

TRUMP AIMING TO DEPORT DRUGGIE PRINCE

IF REELECTED this year, former President Donald Trump vows he won’t spare druggie Prince Harry from deportation!

UNFORGIVING WILLIAM CAN NEVER TRUST HARRY

Future king won't let brother back into royal family

WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO MICHAEL'S NOSE!

DECADES before he died of an overdose in 2009, surgeons speculated Michael Jackson had so many nose jobs, his nasal cavity caved in, forcing him to wear a prosthetic sniffer.

SIMON'S FACE LOOKS NASTY!

Razor-tongued Idol icon getting unrecognizable

MEG'S LARGE LIPS CAN SINK SHIPS!

Freakish fillers have gone bad

STAR-CROSSED LOVERS!

J.Lo & Ben are bickering over her obsession with astrology

RAPIST DANNY'S WIFE BIJOU IS USING HYPNOSIS TO ERASE HIM

SEX fiend Danny Masterson’s shattered wife, Bijou Phillips, has turned to hypnosis in a desperate attempt to purge the loser out of her life for good, reveal sources.

PRISCILLA SUED AS DEADBEAT!

PRISCILLA PRESLEY is being taken to the cleaners by a former business partner who claims she saved Elvis’ widow from “financial ruin and public embarrassment” by working magic on her finances and crisis PR management — and is still owed big bucks in unpaid bills for her work!

EPSTEIN ISLAND NOW A TWISTED NEW VIDEO GAME

A DERANGED new game called “Epstein” that’s set on an island is being widely blasted as a brazen, and warped, attempt to capitalize on the horrific acts of the late pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, who ran the Caribbean atoll Little St. James as his personal sex playpen.

ZOMBIE DEER DISEASE JUMPING TO HUMANS!

Incurable & always fatal

SLY STALLONE, 77, CRIPPLED FOR LIFE

Seven surgeries & living in agony after breaking his neck in stunt

GWEN READY TO BUST OUT AGAIN!

Wants new boobs but Blake likes the way things stand

PIRATE JOHNNY'S IN DEEP SHEIK!

Killer bromance with Saudi prince

THE LONG & SHORT OF IT

World's tallest dude plays footsie with tiniest woman

THE HONEYMOON'S OVER!

Taylor & Travis squabbling over anger & booze

TRUMPSTER FIRE!

Donald's empire turns to ash amid marriage, money & legal problems

BABY BAKED IN OVEN!

Troubled mom’s goose is cooked

COPS BUSTED FOR BIZARRE CRANK CALLS

THREE dummy deputies in South Carolina made crank calls about finding corpses while on duty — and now the fakers are in real trouble, cops say.

BLOOD MONEY!

Chilling probe claims sick & dying critters' vital fluids are sold to your cats & dogs

ROBERT WAGNER'S BOOZY LAST DAYS

ACTING legend Robert Wagner has been partying like a champ at age 94, and pals say he’s happy to spend his twilight years with a glass in his hand and a smug smile on his mug!

NEWHART'S SAD BATTLE WITH BROKEN HEART!

Fears wife's death is killing TV icon, 94

BEACH BOY BRIAN'S DEMENTIA HORROR

Struggles to feed & clothe himself

HARRY GOES ALL IN!

Abandoning titles to be U.S. citizen - but Meghan isn't delighted by idea

MADONNA'S A BIG FLOP!

Comeback tour hits the skids

LIONEL DANCING ON THE CEILING AS KATY QUITS!

Idol gang happy to see diva go!

GET MARRIED ALREADY!

Seacrest mom lays down law as gay chatter singles out bachelor