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WES: BACK TO WORK FLAB JABS

Meds plan for jobless

'The best candidate should get the job.We'd be in a corner if we didn't open our minds a bit

CARSLEY AGREES FA MUST CONSIDER FOREIGN COACH

IT'S DEAN! EMOTIONAL

Henderson heartbreak before landmark moment for Lions

HARRY SPOTTER

Wilson does the trick for Bellamy

LET'S GIVE 'EM A GLASGOW CRIS

Clarke: Time to get tough

Robbie: Mullet me entertain you

MULHERN GAGGING FOR CHANCE TO BE AN ENGLAND HAIRO

TOP DECKER

Magic Mike's aiming high after shock win

PRAGUE OWNER'S £70K GAMBLE

STABLE lad Amedeo Dal Pos has taken a win or bust gamble with his miracle horse Prague.

HOT DAWG

Brandon is still flying high

UK TRANSPORT'S A WASTE OF TIME

UK travellers are wasting nearly three days a year due to train and traffic delays.

£250K or the light goes out

SMITHS 'VENUE' CASH CRISIS

GHOULIES OUT IN BRADFORD

City named as most haunted in whole of UK

ACE MENDY: PALS LENT ME MONEY

Star 'down £11.5m'

I'm a joker..not a groper

WYNNE HEARTBREAK

'MASSES' COULD'VE DIED FROM NOVICHOK PERFUME

Victim's bottle 'contained enough to kill thousands'

Brit officers in Zel army

'EASTERN SANDHURST' RECRUITS

MUSK: 1M LIVING ON MARS IN 30 YEARS

Rocket grab paves way for exodus

Shed bangers

BRITS SPEND 4 HOURS A DAY IN 'MAN CAVES'

STOP TRYING TO SHOOT MY DAD

Don Jnr speaks out after third 'kill plot' foiled

LIVING DEL!

David: Cliff must be time traveller

Energy supplies 'critical' warning

UK VULNERABLE TO PRICE RISES

FIN AND TONIC

Lee relief as Lions get job done in Helsinki

Ben's back to a pitch puzzle

PAKISTAN PRIMED TO TAKE HUGE GAMBLES

There GE must be ELTOLA an Angel playing at the heart

SELFLESS GOMES FILLS VITAL ROLE

UNDISH CHAMPION CLASH OF THE TIGHT 'UNS

Artur edges thriller that deserves rerun

Whip fury

PUNTERS \"shafted\" have been by racing's whip rules, which will create two results of the Cesarewitch tomorrow.

2 DOCS & BLOOD ON CHAZ TRIP

Royal tour Down Under has King-size cancer care package

MATCH OF THE PRAY

Chiles: Believing in God same as being footie fan

Americans squeaking Peppa Pig

AMERICANS are speaking like Brits thanks to telly shows like Peppa Pig and Doc Martin, boffins claim.

WHAT'S THE STORY? (MOANING GLORY..)

Liam & Noel send-up