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IT'S ODE TO JOY FOR MIK'S GUNS
Fit-again Martin & Saka rule the show
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QUICK SMART
Butch: Kiwis a test
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Keep your Eds
FANS SHOULDN'T BOO OLD BOSS
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You're licked! Worst doggy sock thieves
RETRIEVERS RATED CRIMINAL LEG-ENDS
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THE KINKY WRINKLIES
Boomers' booty calls
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Look at the size of those pigs in blankets Doreen!
NUDIST XMAS DINNER AT PUB
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Cher: I saw Jesus face on curtains..
STAR BELIEVED IN ANGELS & SPIRITS
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SWEAR WE GO!
Man U fans worst for foul language
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GHOST'S SEVERED HEAD IN MY BED
Bloodshot-eyed freak 'lifted up the sheets'
![It's dinner crime It's dinner crime](https://reseuro.magzter.com/100x125/articles/21159/1906105/4R3nqkIpe1732429773671/ITS-DINNER-CRIME.jpg)
It's dinner crime
JAILBIRDS MOAN ABOUT COLD PIES
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We pay for MPs' £30M bar bills
BOOZE DEAL SPARKS FURY
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Nerdy games more popular than footie
COMPUTER GEEKS OUTNUMBER FANS
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KILLER BERT HERE TO STAY
Fallen tree kills man, 64, as worst storm in 14 years continues to wreak havoc
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Le Tiss turned into David Icke of footie
STELLING: HIS WEIRD VIEWS MIGHT HAVE GOT HIM AXE
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POLICE CUTS 'PUT CRIMS ON STREET'
Cops' £500m budget blow
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HARRY'S ON THE LASH AGAIN
Now Kane's had pop at clubs after withdrawals
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I KANE GO ON AND ON
Winter break gives striker a bit of R&R
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Red man walking
RVN GUTTED BY EXIT
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EFFING 'N REFFING
Officials must wise up, it's not all about them
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DUCK SUPER
Ben has fire in his belly over Ashes
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Ridoto rules
FERGIE STRIKES GOLD AGAIN
![Nice face, shame about the liege.. Nice face, shame about the liege..](https://reseuro.magzter.com/100x125/articles/21159/1898516/8jsAdGC9E1731829300422/NICE-FACE-SHAME-ABOUT-THE-LIEGE.jpg)
Nice face, shame about the liege..
HENRY VIII WIFE MUG ON A TREE
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Rob turns dead mog into robot
£30K TO BRING BACK CAT
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WRESTLE IN PEACE
Legend of ring dead at 86
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Gen Z want crusts cut off sarnies
WHAT A BUNCH OF SOFTIES
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Definitely Maybe take out insurance
FANS FEAR OASIS NO-SHOW
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It's eyes down for Brit kids
BINGO-MAD YOUNGSTERS
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WATCH OUT FOR LITTLE BIGFOOT!
Nippers on the prowl in deep woods
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BEAKING POINT
Birds pack out RSPCA sanctuaries
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People called John are tops for trumps
BIG FARTERS ARE NAMED & SHAMED