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I'M PARANOID ABOUT ALIENS

Terrified Ozzy on mission to find E.T

BOZO: MY QUEEN STRIP TEASER

BORIS Johnson says the late Queen asked him “were you naked” when he told her he had a nightmare about being late to see her.

MoD HACKED

Fears over secrets of nuke subs

HOTTER THAN HAWAII

UK sizzles in 800-mile Spanish plume

I'M Pig DADDY

Voice star Rich is ‘just like’ his porky character

Hospitals 'built the same as crumbling schools..'

MINISTERS are being urged to come clean over the scale of the crumbling building crisis.

Pace ace will prove she's the Keel deal

KEELY HODGKINSON dreams of becoming 800m world champion today – and is ready to fight for it.

In World of trouble

STEVE'S MEN FALL FLAT

BEEF ENCOUNTER

Smith sets sights beyond Eubank

NYC hustlers

DJOK AND ALCARAZ TO TEAR IT UP

Holly 'evidence'

STAR TALKS TO LAWYER IN SCHOFIELD TV PROBE

Love me Ender

TV MICK'S ACCENT BIGGEST TURN-ON

IT'S LOCH NOISY!

Sounds are heard in huge hunt for monster Nessie

Ron calls it right for sick mum

POLICE have called a seven-year-old “a credit to his family” after he dialled 999 when his mum collapsed.

DEL BOY: WE'LL ALL BE MILLION STARES

Bionic eye for Only Fools icon

DOGGIN' HOOD

Robin's Sherwood invaded by swingers and naked ramblers

Ricky pain over dad cash fight

RICKY Hatton has relived the row over cash that led to him not talking to his parents for seven years.

BATTERED BY ARCTIC BULGE

500mile-wide storm slams into Britain

Double Dutch Fergie

CHATTY OWN GOAL

Glasto Rick bean there done that

RICK Astley loves scoffing baked beans on toast in bed while watching telly.

Life 'will mean life' for killers

KILLERS who commit the worst murders will be routinely given whole-life jail sentences under plans announced by Rishi Sunak.

Going all inn

DYCHE'S BREWING SOMETHING REAL SPECIAL ON MERSEYSIDE

DRAG DOWN

Lam's Cup heroes crash to leaders

Inspired KJT out for glory

KATARINA JOHNSONTHOMPSON last night laid to rest her Olympic demon to put herself in line for a first global medal in four years.

SILLY BILLY

Vunipola seeing red in rout

TV Hunted Danni cops Airport Dad

HEATHROW has recruited a former undercover officer to help “Airport Dads”.

WHO DARES SLIMS

Tubby troops axed in Battle of Bulge

NAPPY HOUR

Birth of the 'Dad Do'

SHOWERS 'SCALDED' INMATES

Prisoners feeling the heat

Parky 'sad that ITV got the willies'

MICHAEL Parkinson regretted that a sex scene confession from actor James McAvoy was axed from one of his final shows.