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SHELL SHOCK

£120k EXTRA for defence boss who spent BILLIONS on a tank that deafens soldiers

Shane's a happy camper

HE BUYS FLASH £90K VAN FOR PANTO KIPS

Stars bitten by bug

FRANKIE Bridge and Richard Madeley are covered in critters as filming for I'm A Celebrity begins.

WE'RE IN THE GRIT!

BRITAIN ON THE SKIDS. Frozen roads hell ahead as no drivers for gritters.. plus salt shortage. SNOW NO GO AHEAD. Gritter and salt crisis

My dad's GHOST got me a job on Enders SAYS BRIAN CONLEY

BRIAN Conley thinks the ghost of his late dad helped him get a job on EastEnders.

Break-ing Bad Timing For Adam

Adam Forshaw admits the international break has come at the worst possible time as the Leeds star looks to re-establish himself after more than two years of injury hell.

YOUNG GUNS FIRING UP DAD DRAWER

GENERATION Z are the worst culprits for having a “dad drawer” filled with old phones, chargers, and mystery cables.

SMITHS GAIN VICTORY AS MIDNIGHT SHINES

HARVEY SMITH, famous for his two-finger victory salute, was not on hand to repeat the gesture and embarrass his trainer wife Sue when she celebrated victory with Midnight Shadow in the Paddy Power Gold Cup at Cheltenham yesterday.

PERV PARADISE

Yoga, spin bikes & slap-up grub in jail for footie coach who abused 22 children

FUEL HITS HIGHEST PRICE YET

MOTORISTS are set to pay an eye-watering £1.50 a litre for fuel.

WED ALERT OVER ADELE'S BAND

ADELE may no longer be able to claim to be the queen of heartbreak anthems after being spotted with a golden band on her wedding ring finger.

‘KAI AND I GET ON SO WELL.. IT'S EXCITING'

AJ meets ‘lovely’ family

MAJOR: SHAME OF SLEAZY BOZO

Ex-Tory PM blasts ‘unacceptable’ behaviour

WHO NEEDS BEEB?

TV viewers just want to stream

Our beautiful baby was born inside out

MUM’S TERROR AT RARE DEFECT

HOLLY:I keep quiet to avoid flakes' fury

SHE FEARS ‘CANCEL CULTURE’

Dodgy DVDs gone with the re-wind!

I WAS paying for petrol yesterday and looked around only to realise they no longer sell those DVDs of films that never made it into the cinemas.

Jack band aid..

FOOTIE ACE COULD NET FORTUNE IN HAIR DEAL

WHO DARES SWIMS

Gun works underwater

Tross & dross

DEJECTED KLOPP RUES COMEBACK

TILLY: I WEAR WHAT I LIKE.. AND TO HELL WITH TROLLS

‘Chubby’ row Strictly star’s vow

Stath's letting show fall flat

STATH in Stath Lets Flats is like a cross between Mr Bean and Nellie Pledge.

DANGER MOUSE: MY CAREER HIGH POINT

Only Fools hero David says cartoon gave him more joy than Del Boy

SAS FERNE SET TO EARN HER STRIPES

Star up for Who Dares Wins challenge

NOW BEES ARE SOCIAL DISTANCING

BEES are using social distancing to prevent their colonies being ravaged by a virus-spreading parasite.

HOMES HIT BY £2K TAX BILL

Struggling families clobbered

BOZO MAXIMUS

We’re 5-1 down in fight to save planet, says PM

A note to Zoom it may concern

TOMORROW being November 1 is supposedly the day when many of us will be returning to the workplace for the first time in more than 20 months.

‘GHOST GUN' TERROR FEAR

Al-Qaida promote DIY weapons

WONDERWAIL

Liam’s fury after Vic wallops him at arm wrestling